What's the weirdest thing you've ever sung during a church service?
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18-04-2015, 08:28 AM
RE: What's the weirdest thing you've ever sung during a church service?
(18-04-2015 08:21 AM)yakherder Wrote:  


Is it just me, or did he totally rip off Prince - When Doves Cry?



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18-04-2015, 08:29 AM
RE: What's the weirdest thing you've ever sung during a church service?
The Catholics do it all the time, (or used to). "O esca viatorum", is really Hayden's "O Vienna I hate to leave thee". They prolly have no clue what they're actually doing, (which is not surprising).

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18-04-2015, 10:02 AM
RE: What's the weirdest thing you've ever sung during a church service?
I would sing the everloving shit of this song, I swear!

"Dropkick me, Jesus, through the goal posts of life
End over end, neither left nor to right
Straight through the heart of them, righteous up rights
Dropkick me, Jesus, through the goal posts of life

Make me, oh, make me, Lord, more than I am
Make me a piece in Your master game plan
Free from the earthly temptation below
I've got the will, Lord, if You got the toe" [Image: rofl-16.gif]





Here's the original. Makes me guffaw every single time I hear it (which, I'm not ashamed to admit it, happens rather often). The writer of this gem has another one, called Lean On Jesus, Before He Leans On You. Price-less!




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19-04-2015, 04:56 PM
RE: What's the weirdest thing you've ever sung during a church service?
Once at the Kingdom Hall I joined in one of the hymns by replacing every word with a swearword.

Unfortunately, an unexpected pause in the music caused me to say "wank" out loud in front of the whole congregation.

A few people looked turned to look, but no one said anything.

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19-04-2015, 05:10 PM
RE: What's the weirdest thing you've ever sung during a church service?
(18-04-2015 07:56 AM)cactus Wrote:  
(18-04-2015 07:27 AM)Chas Wrote:  They sang all of it? Shocking

Some of them want to use you
Some of them want to get used by you
Some of them want to abuse you
Some of them want to be abused.

They changed up some of the lyrics. It was something REALLY awkward like "Satan just wants to abuuuuuuse yooouuuu. Let God in your heart and he'll uuuuuse yoouuuuu."

Changing lyrics is an abomination. Angry

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