What's the worst bibel verse you have found
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02-10-2014, 06:52 PM
RE: What's the worst bibel verse you have found
This one is fairly revolting

Exodus 4:24-26
24 At a lodging place on the way, the Lord met Moses[a] and was about to kill him. 25 But Zipporah took a flint knife, cut off her son’s foreskin and touched Moses’ feet with it.[b] “Surely you are a bridegroom of blood to me,” she said. 26 So the Lord let him alone. (At that time she said “bridegroom of blood,” referring to circumcision.)

God - "I'm going to kill you Moses!"
"Wait a minute! Is that blood, from a penis of a little kid, on your toes?"
Moses sheepishly answers - "Uh... yeah. My wife made me wear it..."
God - "Huh, that's kinda cool. Good news Moses, I don't really feel like killing you anymore. I guess I'm just a sucker for
guys with penis blood on their toes. Wanna, like, go grab a beer?"
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02-10-2014, 07:08 PM
RE: What's the worst bibel verse you have found
I'd say it's a toss up between the books of Genesis and Revelation, for me.

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02-10-2014, 08:15 PM
RE: What's the worst bibel verse you have found
OH! I found some gooood ones!

Ephesians 2:4-5 - But God, being rich in mercy, because of the great love with which he loved us, evenwhen we were dead in our trespasses, made us alive together with Christ— by grace you have been saved ...

LOL...

Romans 5:8 - but God shows his love for us in that while we were still sinners, Christ died for us.

Notice how it states....WERE still. As in, sin no longer exists no matter what we do anymore lol. So....why all the threatening with the hell and the repent bull shit? lol


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