What's your ideal afterlife? Make one up!
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14-04-2011, 07:16 PM
RE: What's your ideal afterlife? Make one up!
If I HAD to live for eternity in an afterlife, I would want to be in a library containing all the books that have ever been written. It would be updated any time anybody wrote something new, so I'd never run out of stuff to read. (Until the end of humanity, in which case, when I ran out of books to read, I could restart from where I began because there would be no way I'd remember everything!) I'd also have the ability to automatically translate any language that I read ^.^

"Remember, my friend, that knowledge is stronger than memory, and we should not trust the weaker." - Dr. Van Helsing, Dracula
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14-04-2011, 09:28 PM
RE: What's your ideal afterlife? Make one up!
I would like reincarnation with no loss of memory. That way it would be like living forever but with the added bonus of getting a new place to live and a new body to wreck every 80-90 years.

Or i could go with a celestial afterlife. It would be called boob-land. And it would be good.

I want to rip off your superstitions and make passionate sense to you
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15-04-2011, 12:08 AM
RE: What's your ideal afterlife? Make one up!
This is easy - I want to be God.
I would be awesome
Bring my Dad back to life
Tell the Pope he has everything stuffed up
Let the Mets win the world series.
No I would not let my sons be nailed to a plank of wood
I would go back in time and kill Mohammed when he was born.
Take a trip out to M31
Reduce my golfing handicap.
Actually I think I could keep myself occupied for eternity
Most importantly I would let everybody know I existed
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