What shall we do with our pets when the rapture comes????
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09-04-2011, 10:17 PM (This post was last modified: 09-04-2011 10:23 PM by The Doctor.)
What shall we do with our pets when the rapture comes????
There is a new service where ATHEISTS and other non-Christians will take care of pets of Christians after they all leave for heaven.

http://www.aftertherapturepetcare.com/

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09-04-2011, 10:46 PM
 
RE: What shall we do with our pets when the rapture comes????
It's a bit like the Noah's ark syndrome ! But luckily there is no wooden boat, so we will be able to feed and care for all the pets like we have been doing !
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09-04-2011, 10:47 PM (This post was last modified: 09-04-2011 10:57 PM by SoCATrueAtheist.)
RE: What shall we do with our pets when the rapture comes????
Why didn't I think of this!!!!! I wonder if anyone is actually paying them! It really does link to a paypal site.


I wonder if any of Harold Camping's followers are falling for this. I would imagine they would consider they're gullible enough to following Camping in the first place. Or actually the second place.
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10-04-2011, 05:29 AM
RE: What shall we do with our pets when the rapture comes????
I've made the same offer to my theist friends on Facebook - $100 in advance - offer expires on May 20 Smile

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10-04-2011, 06:55 AM
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THIS IS AMAZING!!! The best idea in the history of ideas. Do you realize how many retards are out there? And how many of them have pets? If only a hundred people buy lifetime membership, its 1000$. For 0 (zero) work. OK, you need to make a site, but after that you sit and wait. I'm sure they made nice amount of money already.

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10-04-2011, 06:09 PM
 
RE: What shall we do with our pets when the rapture comes????
Somewhere in Alamaba a Fundy is rolling off his sister, pulling up that website on his laptop and saying with a new smile; I knew God would find a use for those damned non-believers.

Damn it, here I was wondering how I could make a croissant so that it would look like Moses and I could sell it for a fortune to a rich Jew on eBay, and now some knucklehead thinks of this!
ARRRRRRGH! 10 bucks a pop! It's so unfair.

They must be related to that guy who started the post rapture email notification service, so that Christians could pre-pay and gloat that once the rapture comes the server will send all their non-floating friends and family the big eNews that they're left behind.

Of course, not only does that take someone willing to live up to the old axiom about a fool and their money, but it helps to be really fucking optimistic!

Damn! OK, now what service is left so that I can start one and make money off the gullible and egotistical Theist.
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10-04-2011, 08:42 PM
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Sure. I'll take their pets. Pets are always fun. And they will be even more fun when we can use the fundies houses as dog houses. Big Grin

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