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28-07-2013, 07:52 PM
RE: What socially unacceptable thing do you wish you could do?
(28-07-2013 07:50 PM)Hughsie Wrote:  
(28-07-2013 07:46 PM)Ferdinand Wrote:  I am strictly judging you all right now. I'm a girl and I wouldn't even skip as a means of joyful transportation. Buy a motorbike, chickenshit.

Shy

It seems more efficient that walking, what can I say.

And screw you, I don't need a motorbike to be manly, bitch. Big Grin

Well you're sure as hell not pulling off the tutu in a manly way, pansy. Tongue
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28-07-2013, 07:59 PM
RE: What socially unacceptable thing do you wish you could do?
GO SKIPPING!!!




Best and worst of Ferdinand .....
Best
Ferdinand: We don't really say 'theist' in Alabama. Here, you're either a Christian, or you're from Afghanistan and we fucking hate you.
Worst
Ferdinand: Everyone from British is so, like, fucking retarded.
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28-07-2013, 08:42 PM
RE: What socially unacceptable thing do you wish you could do?
(28-07-2013 07:50 PM)Hughsie Wrote:  
(28-07-2013 07:46 PM)Ferdinand Wrote:  I am strictly judging you all right now. I'm a girl and I wouldn't even skip as a means of joyful transportation. Buy a motorbike, chickenshit.

Shy

It seems more efficient that walking, what can I say.

I was gonna say that sounds like a proper PhD thesis topic, but alas it's already been examined: The biomechanics of skipping gaits: a third locomotion paradigm?

Now if you were to wear some Google Glass and document "A Day in the Life of Skippy", now there's some shit that might prove useful. Tongue

(28-07-2013 07:13 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  I wanna run like this!!




Girly runs like this. ... bitches. Big Grin




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28-07-2013, 08:45 PM
RE: What socially unacceptable thing do you wish you could do?
Vote for an openly atheist, independent candidate for any office, and expect him to be elected Dodgy

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28-07-2013, 08:56 PM
RE: What socially unacceptable thing do you wish you could do?
(28-07-2013 08:45 PM)TheGulegon Wrote:  Vote for an openly atheist, independent candidate for any office, and expect him to be elected Dodgy

Pete Stark. ... He's retired now and living in the We Don't Give a Shit About Your Personal Metaphysics Peoples Republic of Maryland.Drinking Beverage .... He'll be fine here.

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Or your shadow at evening rising to meet you;
I will show you fear in a handful of dust.
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28-07-2013, 09:00 PM
RE: What socially unacceptable thing do you wish you could do?
I'd kiss Bernadette Peters
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28-07-2013, 09:00 PM
RE: What socially unacceptable thing do you wish you could do?
(28-07-2013 06:45 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  
(28-07-2013 06:43 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  True we fluff and it smells like roses.

Precisely.

It's not really farting if it's more like freshening the air.


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28-07-2013, 09:11 PM
RE: What socially unacceptable thing do you wish you could do?
(28-07-2013 09:00 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  
(28-07-2013 06:45 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  Precisely.

It's not really farting if it's more like freshening the air.

My grandmother could never have been accused of "freshening the air", dear. She knew it, and she didn't give a good gawdamn, either. She could clear a whole supermarket!!!!!! ....and laugh about it Dodgy

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28-07-2013, 09:14 PM
RE: What socially unacceptable thing do you wish you could do?
(28-07-2013 08:56 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  
(28-07-2013 08:45 PM)TheGulegon Wrote:  Vote for an openly atheist, independent candidate for any office, and expect him to be elected Dodgy

Pete Stark. ... He's retired now and living in the We Don't Give a Shit About Your Personal Metaphysics Peoples Republic of Maryland.Drinking Beverage .... He'll be fine here.

I don't live in California or Maryland, and even if I did, he's retired! So I couldn't vote for him, durn it Dodgy

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28-07-2013, 09:20 PM
RE: What socially unacceptable thing do you wish you could do?
I'd respond to the stupid people who ask if I'm blind when it's obvious I am by signing "No,I'm deaf."
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