What socially unacceptable thing do you wish you could do?
Post Reply
 
Thread Rating:
  • 0 Votes - 0 Average
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
22-07-2013, 09:19 AM
RE: What socially unacceptable thing do you wish you could do?
(22-07-2013 09:15 AM)Stark Raving Wrote:  ...p.s. my socially unacceptable practice would be to offer a joint to anyone I ever encounter that is in a bad mood. I'd like it to become a trend. Kinda make it into an automatic reaction to someone behaving in a not-so-nice way. Sort of like saying, "bless you" when someone sneezes.

Grocery Cashier: Paper or plastic? Dodgy
Me: I brought my own bags.....here, you seem like you could use a hoot. (hands cashier a cannon)
G.C. Wow! Thanks! Smile (sparks up doobie and starts ringing through next customer with a smile)

And they all lived happily ever after.

Smokin

Use some custom papers that have "Have a nice day!" printed on them. Yes

Skepticism is not a position; it is an approach to claims.
Science is not a subject, but a method.
[Image: flagstiny%206.gif]
Visit this user's website Find all posts by this user
Like Post Quote this message in a reply
[+] 2 users Like Chas's post
22-07-2013, 09:53 AM (This post was last modified: 22-07-2013 09:58 AM by Logica Humano.)
RE: What socially unacceptable thing do you wish you could do?
I cannot find any statistics for Asia, but I can find them for the United States and Europe. In the United States, my homeland, prostitutes are more likely to contract sexually transmitted disease because, technically, the practice is not legal. In Europe, the statistics are relatively even, despite the prostitution being widely regulated. Africa has the worst problem according to the statistics.

Oddly enough, Asia is not included in any of the reliable sources I found. These sources stress, however, that it is actually inconclusive as to whether or not prostitutes are more prone to contracting STDs, so I retract my previous statement.

http://www.cdc.gov/mmwr/preview/mmwrhtml/00016072.htm
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/3066058

The problem is that my homeland does not regulate prostitution, despite studies proving it is beneficial.

http://linkinghub.elsevier.com/retrieve/...ia=sd&cc=y
http://journals.lww.com/aidsonline/abstr...ng.11.aspx
http://www.sciencedirect.com/science/art...3694930058

Even China cannot make any conclusion.

http://www.sciencedirect.com/science/art...369500064X

[Image: Untitled-2.png?_subject_uid=322943157&am...Y7Dzq4lJog]
Find all posts by this user
Like Post Quote this message in a reply
22-07-2013, 10:46 AM
RE: What socially unacceptable thing do you wish you could do?
I really don't know...

[Image: 3d366d5c-72a0-4228-b835-f404c2970188_zps...1381867723]
Find all posts by this user
Like Post Quote this message in a reply
22-07-2013, 10:53 AM
RE: What socially unacceptable thing do you wish you could do?
(22-07-2013 09:53 AM)Logica Humano Wrote:  I cannot find any statistics for Asia, but I can find them for the United States and Europe. In the United States, my homeland, prostitutes are more likely to contract sexually transmitted disease because, technically, the practice is not legal. In Europe, the statistics are relatively even, despite the prostitution being widely regulated. Africa has the worst problem according to the statistics.

Oddly enough, Asia is not included in any of the reliable sources I found. These sources stress, however, that it is actually inconclusive as to whether or not prostitutes are more prone to contracting STDs, so I retract my previous statement.

http://www.cdc.gov/mmwr/preview/mmwrhtml/00016072.htm
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/3066058

The problem is that my homeland does not regulate prostitution, despite studies proving it is beneficial.

http://linkinghub.elsevier.com/retrieve/...ia=sd&cc=y
http://journals.lww.com/aidsonline/abstr...ng.11.aspx
http://www.sciencedirect.com/science/art...3694930058

Even China cannot make any conclusion.

http://www.sciencedirect.com/science/art...369500064X

Good research, dude. It's appreciated.

For my research, I just asked my flatmates.

Small sample size but accurate data.

Smile

Find all posts by this user
Like Post Quote this message in a reply
22-07-2013, 11:04 AM
RE: What socially unacceptable thing do you wish you could do?
I'd like to be able to punch groups of slow walking people blocking hallways that you cant get past in the back of the head.

Behold the power of the force!
[Image: fgYtjtY.gif]
Find all posts by this user
Like Post Quote this message in a reply
[+] 8 users Like FSM_scot's post
22-07-2013, 11:09 AM
RE: What socially unacceptable thing do you wish you could do?
(22-07-2013 10:53 AM)DLJ Wrote:  Good research, dude. It's appreciated.

For my research, I just asked my flatmates.

Small sample size but accurate data.

Smile

My friends and acquaintances wouldn't know. They are either omega nerd dudes or quirky girls.

[Image: Untitled-2.png?_subject_uid=322943157&am...Y7Dzq4lJog]
Find all posts by this user
Like Post Quote this message in a reply
22-07-2013, 11:48 AM
RE: What socially unacceptable thing do you wish you could do?
(21-07-2013 09:41 PM)BrokenQuill92 Wrote:  If it was socially acceptable I would wear cosplay outfits as normal clothes and break out into random musical numbers.

I would like to cut to the front of the line in a grocery story. Pass the little ol' ladies, soccer moms, guys buying beer and plunk my bread and milk down, pay for it and go.

I hate to shop for groceries. If there were grocery cart cops I would be ticketed. I wheel that thing around barely missing children, pregnant women and members of AARP. Because I hate it so much I make it a habit of shopping around 8 o'clock in the AM so I can get in and out faster.

Cutting in line would be the best thing in the world for me. I'm a very bad person. Evil_monster

Shakespeare Insult 13 – Henry IV Part 1
“That trunk of humours, that bolting-hutch of beastliness, that swollen parcel of dropsies, that huge bombard of sack, that stuffed cloak-bag of guts, that reverend vice, that grey Iniquity, that father ruffian, that vanity in years?”
Find all posts by this user
Like Post Quote this message in a reply
[+] 1 user Likes dancefortwo's post
22-07-2013, 12:13 PM
RE: What socially unacceptable thing do you wish you could do?
(22-07-2013 11:48 AM)dancefortwo Wrote:  
(21-07-2013 09:41 PM)BrokenQuill92 Wrote:  If it was socially acceptable I would wear cosplay outfits as normal clothes and break out into random musical numbers.

I would like to cut to the front of the line in a grocery story. Pass the little ol' ladies, soccer moms, guys buying beer and plunk my bread and milk down, pay for it and go.

I hate to shop for groceries. If there were grocery cart cops I would be ticketed. I wheel that thing around barely missing children, pregnant women and members of AARP. Because I hate it so much I make it a habit of shopping around 8 o'clock in the AM so I can get in and out faster.

Cutting in line would be the best thing in the world for me. I'm a very bad person. Evil_monster

I don't know where you live, but in Europe none of that is really an issue. Consider

[Image: Untitled-2.png?_subject_uid=322943157&am...Y7Dzq4lJog]
Find all posts by this user
Like Post Quote this message in a reply
22-07-2013, 12:13 PM
RE: What socially unacceptable thing do you wish you could do?
(22-07-2013 11:48 AM)dancefortwo Wrote:  
(21-07-2013 09:41 PM)BrokenQuill92 Wrote:  If it was socially acceptable I would wear cosplay outfits as normal clothes and break out into random musical numbers.

I would like to cut to the front of the line in a grocery story. Pass the little ol' ladies, soccer moms, guys buying beer and plunk my bread and milk down, pay for it and go.

I hate to shop for groceries. If there were grocery cart cops I would be ticketed. I wheel that thing around barely missing children, pregnant women and members of AARP. Because I hate it so much I make it a habit of shopping around 8 o'clock in the AM so I can get in and out faster.

Cutting in line would be the best thing in the world for me. I'm a very bad person. Evil_monster


Hmmm, I guess I would like to snarl at people blocking the aisles to wake the fuck up and get the fuck out of the way.
And ram their carts, too.

Skepticism is not a position; it is an approach to claims.
Science is not a subject, but a method.
[Image: flagstiny%206.gif]
Visit this user's website Find all posts by this user
Like Post Quote this message in a reply
[+] 1 user Likes Chas's post
22-07-2013, 01:27 PM
RE: What socially unacceptable thing do you wish you could do?
(22-07-2013 12:13 PM)Chas Wrote:  
(22-07-2013 11:48 AM)dancefortwo Wrote:  I would like to cut to the front of the line in a grocery story. Pass the little ol' ladies, soccer moms, guys buying beer and plunk my bread and milk down, pay for it and go.

I hate to shop for groceries. If there were grocery cart cops I would be ticketed. I wheel that thing around barely missing children, pregnant women and members of AARP. Because I hate it so much I make it a habit of shopping around 8 o'clock in the AM so I can get in and out faster.

Cutting in line would be the best thing in the world for me. I'm a very bad person. Evil_monster


Hmmm, I guess I would like to snarl at people blocking the aisles to wake the fuck up and get the fuck out of the way.
And ram their carts, too.

I go in the store with my damn list of stuff I wanna buy. I know exactly where it is on the store shelf, toss it in my basket and move on. And I stick to the list. Some people are lost in the store and wonder around looking at every conceivable package of noodles and bottles of this and cans of that. Jesus, people, this isn't rocket science.

Shakespeare Insult 13 – Henry IV Part 1
“That trunk of humours, that bolting-hutch of beastliness, that swollen parcel of dropsies, that huge bombard of sack, that stuffed cloak-bag of guts, that reverend vice, that grey Iniquity, that father ruffian, that vanity in years?”
Find all posts by this user
Like Post Quote this message in a reply
Post Reply
Forum Jump: