What socially unacceptable thing do you wish you could do?
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22-07-2013, 05:03 PM
RE: What socially unacceptable thing do you wish you could do?
(22-07-2013 11:04 AM)FSM_scot Wrote:  I'd like to be able to punch groups of slow walking people blocking hallways that you cant get past in the back of the head.

My bigass bodybuilding brother got fed up with them years ago. Especially at Costco or the grocery store where they're blocking the entire aisle talking on their phone and shit. He walks up behind them and casually hollers "MOVE!" They turn around like they gonna be all angry and shit. ... And then they move, sheepishly and without comment.

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22-07-2013, 08:15 PM
RE: What socially unacceptable thing do you wish you could do?
Pick my nose outside of my car and fart. Farting would be the best. Stupid social rules, people are missing out on an infinite amount of fart comedy.

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22-07-2013, 08:21 PM
RE: What socially unacceptable thing do you wish you could do?
Um........If i want to do it I'm probably going to do it.

Except maybe let one rip. That would be awesome. Tongue
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22-07-2013, 08:26 PM
RE: What socially unacceptable thing do you wish you could do?
Laughing out loud at comic books in a library and not getting told to "shush".

Maybe the worst would be spray paint on my parents doors "Knock here at 6:30 AM any day of the week besides Saturday. I was knocking at your door near that time every Saturday so far, so it's only fair."

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22-07-2013, 08:27 PM
RE: What socially unacceptable thing do you wish you could do?
I would grab people in stores whose brats are running around like monkeys on crack and shake them till their teeth rattle.

I would tell the parents through clenched teeth to get control of their little darlings before I duct tape the little beasts to their chests so that they have to watch and listen to them like they have been making the rest of us do.

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22-07-2013, 08:33 PM
RE: What socially unacceptable thing do you wish you could do?
(22-07-2013 08:27 PM)Anjele Wrote:  I would grab people in stores whose brats are running around like monkeys on crack and shake them till their teeth rattle.

I would tell the parents through clenched teeth to get control of their little darlings before I duct tape the little beasts to their chests so that they have to watch and listen to them like they have been making the rest of us do.

But, I'm not bitter...Evil_monster

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22-07-2013, 08:37 PM
RE: What socially unacceptable thing do you wish you could do?
(22-07-2013 08:27 PM)Anjele Wrote:  I would grab people in stores whose brats are running around like monkeys on crack and shake them till their teeth rattle.

I would tell the parents through clenched teeth to get control of their little darlings before I duct tape the little beasts to their chests so that they have to watch and listen to them like they have been making the rest of us do.

But, I'm not bitter...Evil_monster

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22-07-2013, 08:42 PM
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You struck gold with that gif, FSM! Big Grin Laughat

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22-07-2013, 09:02 PM
RE: What socially unacceptable thing do you wish you could do?
I wish I could just bitch-slap people for being stupid.


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22-07-2013, 09:08 PM
RE: What socially unacceptable thing do you wish you could do?
(22-07-2013 09:02 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  I wish I could just bitch-slap people for being stupid.

is that unacceptable? damn...

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