What socially unacceptable thing do you wish you could do?
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27-07-2013, 08:25 PM
RE: What socially unacceptable thing do you wish you could do?
Cut down billboards.

Cover the labels on every bottle of shampoo with a sticker reading simply "Shampoo".

Enjoy wine at work.

Pull up gangstas' pants.

Put speed bumps on my street. Actually, I might do this if I can figure out how to do it without getting caught.

Grow pot.

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27-07-2013, 08:30 PM
RE: What socially unacceptable thing do you wish you could do?
(27-07-2013 08:21 PM)LadyJane Wrote:  Or, get on public transit and eat vanilla yogurt out of a mayo jar with a straight face...

You say that like it's a joke, but I have actually witnessed a man eat margarine straight from the tub.

Lest you object, this was no switcheroo. We saw him break the seal.

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27-07-2013, 09:41 PM
RE: What socially unacceptable thing do you wish you could do?
(27-07-2013 08:30 PM)cjlr Wrote:  
(27-07-2013 08:21 PM)LadyJane Wrote:  Or, get on public transit and eat vanilla yogurt out of a mayo jar with a straight face...

You say that like it's a joke, but I have actually witnessed a man eat margarine straight from the tub.

Lest you object, this was no switcheroo. We saw him break the seal.

ew wtf?

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27-07-2013, 09:49 PM
RE: What socially unacceptable thing do you wish you could do?
Hit people's kids in the grocery store.

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28-07-2013, 01:57 AM
RE: What socially unacceptable thing do you wish you could do?
(27-07-2013 08:30 PM)cjlr Wrote:  
(27-07-2013 08:21 PM)LadyJane Wrote:  Or, get on public transit and eat vanilla yogurt out of a mayo jar with a straight face...

You say that like it's a joke, but I have actually witnessed a man eat margarine straight from the tub.

Lest you object, this was no switcheroo. We saw him break the seal.

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28-07-2013, 02:22 AM
RE: What socially unacceptable thing do you wish you could do?
(21-07-2013 09:41 PM)BrokenQuill92 Wrote:  If it was socially acceptable I would wear cosplay outfits as normal clothes and break out into random musical numbers.
If it was socially acceptable, I'd ask people for an instruction manual. Everyone should carry one to show what is their function and thus ensure smooth running of society.
Stuff like, "Chapter 5 - Turning me on and getting me to bed"

Meticulous Facebook profiles are acceptable too.
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28-07-2013, 04:05 AM
RE: What socially unacceptable thing do you wish you could do?
(28-07-2013 02:22 AM)Luminon Wrote:  If it was socially acceptable, I'd ask people for an instruction manual. Everyone should carry one to show what is their function and thus ensure smooth running of society.
Stuff like, "Chapter 5 - Turning me on and getting me to bed"

Actually, that doesn't sound like a bad idea. Consider

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28-07-2013, 08:46 AM
RE: What socially unacceptable thing do you wish you could do?
If it were socially acceptable I'd pants people who sag and then trip them
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28-07-2013, 08:48 AM
RE: What socially unacceptable thing do you wish you could do?
(28-07-2013 08:46 AM)BrokenQuill92 Wrote:  If it were socially acceptable I'd pants people who sag and then trip them

Blink What if they are saggy because we are super skinny and none of the sizes long enough to fit our legs are skinny enough at the waste, even with a belt?

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28-07-2013, 08:56 AM
RE: What socially unacceptable thing do you wish you could do?
(28-07-2013 08:48 AM)Logica Humano Wrote:  
(28-07-2013 08:46 AM)BrokenQuill92 Wrote:  If it were socially acceptable I'd pants people who sag and then trip them

Blink What if they are saggy because we are super skinny and none of the sizes long enough to fit our legs are skinny enough at the waste, even with a belt?

Bs... there are those cloth belts go as tight as you need. Or you can put a hole in a leather belt where you need it.

I used to be almost anorexic skinny like you. I went to the gym 1hr a day for 2 years and forced myself to eat 10.5 megajoules a day on average. I gained 20kg lean mass. Don't have that problem anymore.

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