Poll: What should I do with my 2' stack of bibles?
Add to the recycle bin
Use as fireplace fuel
Drop at front door of a church
Leave in misc. public places?
Donate em to the Library
Leave at the police dept.
Donate to the church that got my tithes
Try selling on E Bay?
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11-03-2017, 01:18 PM
What to do with a 2' stack of bibles?
Well I'm looking for some advice. I recently posted for sale my stack of bibles. Yeah, two full feet of god's word for only $50! Some with covers, most with insightful notes.

What was I thinking? No takers but I did get some unsolicited advice such as:
1. Hopefully you are not done reading the Bible! Maybe after 11 you have it memorized.
2. Looks like only one real Bible. ( Gasp ) I was once a huge NIV guy...until I dug deep into the history of the two streams of Greek manuscript which make up our Bibles. If your desperately bored, you can see what I discovered here:
Facepalm

I was quick to point out that all were real bibles but I'll let one go for $5 if he truly has a preference over one particular God's words' in the box.
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3. Lastly was an offer to take em for free and distribute as she saw the need(y). ( I'll presume her clever christian intentions was not worth $4.5 ea. per offering to her either.)

So, what would you do with a 2' stack of bibles you can't sell back to the store or to the club members?

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11-03-2017, 01:20 PM
RE: What to do with a 2' stack of bibles?
Viking funeral?
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11-03-2017, 01:22 PM
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Loving it Fireball!!!

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11-03-2017, 01:22 PM
RE: What to do with a 2' stack of bibles?
Do a YouTube 'ransom' video.

"Cough up the 50 bucks or the bibles burn!"

Yes

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11-03-2017, 01:24 PM
RE: What to do with a 2' stack of bibles?
Divide into two 1' stacks, glue together, top with cushion: instant ottoman. Put your feet up and relax!
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11-03-2017, 01:25 PM
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can always swear on 'em...
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11-03-2017, 01:25 PM
RE: What to do with a 2' stack of bibles?
Given that reading the bible is almost a guaranteed way to create more atheists, I say donate them to your local library.
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11-03-2017, 01:26 PM
RE: What to do with a 2' stack of bibles?
(11-03-2017 01:25 PM)mustardseed Wrote:  can always swear on 'em...

Done that already!!Thumbsup
On em and at em.

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11-03-2017, 01:36 PM
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I ripped out all the "marriage", "given to" information information and threw them into the trash.

You never know when some "good Samaritan" type might find it and try to return it to you.


But as if to knock me down, reality came around
And without so much as a mere touch, cut me into little pieces

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11-03-2017, 01:40 PM (This post was last modified: 11-03-2017 01:46 PM by GirlyMan.)
RE: What to do with a 2' stack of bibles?
Deviant art. Something in the vein of Piss Christ or some sort of other evil twisted warped shit. I know, sculpt a pile of shit out of them and post it on youtube. Better yet, post a video of a dog taking a shit on the pile of shit bible sculpture. You too could become rich and famous.

[Image: piss_zpskrai3goq.jpg]

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