Poll: What should I do with my 2' stack of bibles?
Add to the recycle bin
Use as fireplace fuel
Drop at front door of a church
Leave in misc. public places?
Donate em to the Library
Leave at the police dept.
Donate to the church that got my tithes
Try selling on E Bay?
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12-03-2017, 06:59 AM
RE: What to do with a 2' stack of bibles?
(11-03-2017 02:05 PM)abaris Wrote:  
(11-03-2017 02:03 PM)Banjo Wrote:  You're on the internet. All the babbles are available for free.

You're dealing with an old fart here, who likes to have physical copies in his library.

> Ditto!

> I've read six different versions of the Bible and still have them in my private library. Smartass
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12-03-2017, 09:38 AM
RE: What to do with a 2' stack of bibles?
(12-03-2017 06:38 AM)onlinebiker Wrote:  HOLY SHIT!!!!!!

Isn't there a pun thread somewhere here? Big Grin
Man I can think of about three from that quote right off the bat!Cool

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12-03-2017, 09:42 AM
RE: What to do with a 2' stack of bibles?
(12-03-2017 09:38 AM)BackSlider Wrote:  
(12-03-2017 06:38 AM)onlinebiker Wrote:  HOLY SHIT!!!!!!

Isn't there a pun thread somewhere here? Big Grin
Man I can think of about three from that quote right off the bat!Cool

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12-03-2017, 11:53 AM
RE: What to do with a 2' stack of bibles?
Um... give someone a slab to take 'em away maybe?

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12-03-2017, 12:14 PM
RE: What to do with a 2' stack of bibles?
Theists are fond of making false claims about there being "no atheists in fox-holes", so why not donate some to a hunt with instructions to pit one in each earth.

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12-03-2017, 12:15 PM
RE: What to do with a 2' stack of bibles?
(11-03-2017 01:18 PM)BackSlider Wrote:  So, what would you do with a 2' stack of bibles you can't sell back to the store or to the club members?

The same thing these self-righteous Christians do with copies of the Koran: desecrate them, record the incident, and post it online. The doctor needs a taste of his own prescription every so often.
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12-03-2017, 12:20 PM
RE: What to do with a 2' stack of bibles?
Just donate them to a church? Some of mine came from a church book sale.

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12-03-2017, 07:11 PM
RE: What to do with a 2' stack of bibles?
Find a 3' hole.

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12-03-2017, 07:31 PM
RE: What to do with a 2' stack of bibles?
Take one and cut out the pages so you can hide a Pentagram or some such thing like this

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Take another and redact every line that you read when someone slaughtered someone else at the edge of a sword, or how rape is legitimized, or how sticking an awl through a slave’s ear is normal...shit like that.

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As for the rest I’m out of ideas.

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12-03-2017, 07:56 PM
RE: What to do with a 2' stack of bibles?
In case you need to break out of prison.

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