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12-11-2011, 10:49 AM
 
What to say?
What is the best thing / retort to say to a religious door knocker?
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12-11-2011, 11:07 AM
RE: What to say?
No need to say anything.

Answer the door naked, and make sure you have some sort of large, indistinguishable piece of meat to eat with your bare hands. (I find a chunk of beef roast about the size of a childs head is effective)

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12-11-2011, 11:26 AM
RE: What to say?
(12-11-2011 11:07 AM)Stark Raving Wrote:  No need to say anything.

Answer the door naked, and make sure you have some sort of large, indistinguishable piece of meat to eat with your bare hands. (I find a chunk of beef roast about the size of a childs head is effective)

Oddly enough, I suggested answering the door naked to a friend just last week.... seems those Jehovah Witnesses are out en masse this Autumn.
My friend weighs well over 400 lbs and is pretty hairy, which is freaky enough. I didn't think to suggest a food item -that's fantastic! Perhaps a slice of watermelon would do well- definitely something juicy.

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12-11-2011, 12:12 PM
RE: What to say?
I like the naked meat thing it's pretty funny.
Or you could have atheism pamphlets handy.

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12-11-2011, 12:24 PM
RE: What to say?
We already got one



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12-11-2011, 12:30 PM
 
RE: What to say?
(12-11-2011 12:24 PM)Peterkin Wrote:  We already got one

Peterkin, that was absolute perfection for this thread.

I don't think anybody can top that! Big Grin

We already got one!
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12-11-2011, 03:49 PM (This post was last modified: 12-11-2011 03:55 PM by houseofcantor.)
RE: What to say?
Be one with the Adversary. Angel

They don't come 'round here no more. It's a conspiracy, I tell you. Wink
Good clip, Peterkin...

Go away or I will taunt you one more time... and the cowterpult. That works too. Wink

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12-11-2011, 04:12 PM
RE: What to say?
(12-11-2011 12:24 PM)Peterkin Wrote:  We already got one

"I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"

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12-11-2011, 04:20 PM
RE: What to say?
Tell them you will only converse with the organ grinder......not the monkey Big Grin

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12-11-2011, 05:36 PM
RE: What to say?
My signature. Check it as it works very well.

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