What will your epitaph say?
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27-02-2012, 06:39 PM
RE: What will your epitaph say?
Won't have one, I want to be cremated and scattered off the Outer Banks. Have threatened that a burial will result my haunting those responsible forever and ever.

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27-02-2012, 07:01 PM
RE: What will your epitaph say?
He died as he lived,
happy and laughing.
Not screaming and crying...
... like the passengers on his bus!

Or,

Here lies DLJ 1964-2012
His goal was to drink himself into oblivion by the time he reached 30.
He did not achieve his goal but at least
He was too drunk to care

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27-02-2012, 07:08 PM
RE: What will your epitaph say?
I like, D'oh!

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As it was in the beginning is now and ever shall be, world without end. Amen.
And I will show you something different from either
Your shadow at morning striding behind you
Or your shadow at evening rising to meet you;
I will show you fear in a handful of dust.
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27-02-2012, 08:17 PM
RE: What will your epitaph say?
I'd like it to say something like this: "finally he asked the last question"

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28-02-2012, 09:04 AM
RE: What will your epitaph say?
I'll be cremated and spread on the racetrack, but to play along:

"No eternal reward will forgive us now for wasting the dawn" -JM
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28-02-2012, 06:25 PM
RE: What will your epitaph say?
(28-02-2012 09:04 AM)J-Hova Wrote:  I'll be cremated and spread on the racetrack, but to play along:

"No eternal reward will forgive us now for wasting the dawn" -JM

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Stoned Immaculate - Jim Morrison

I'll tell you this,
No eternal reward will forgive us now for wasting the dawn.

Back in those days everything was simpler and more confused
One summer night, going to the pier
I ran into two young girls
The blond was called Freedom
The dark one, Enterprise
We talked and they told me this story

Now listen to this...
I'll tell you about Texas radio and the big beat
Soft driven, slow and mad like some new language.

Reaching your head with the cold, sudden fury of a divine messenger
Let me tell you about heartache and the loss of god
Wandering, wandering in hopeless night

Out here in the perimeter there are no stars
Out here we is stoned... Immaculate.

As it was in the beginning is now and ever shall be, world without end. Amen.
And I will show you something different from either
Your shadow at morning striding behind you
Or your shadow at evening rising to meet you;
I will show you fear in a handful of dust.
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28-02-2012, 06:39 PM
RE: What will your epitaph say?
"Thank you for reading this grave. Now fuck off."
"were pretty sure he was dead, when he was buried"
or "He once claimed, No man can hold his breath for ten minutes....Guess he was right."

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28-02-2012, 07:22 PM
RE: What will your epitaph say?
(28-02-2012 06:39 PM)FSM_scot Wrote:  "Thank you for reading this grave. Now fuck off."
"were pretty sure he was dead, when he was buried"
or "He once claimed, No man can hold his breath for ten minutes....Guess he was right."

the second is one of my favourites of all time! thanks for reminding me of it Big Grin

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28-02-2012, 08:04 PM
RE: What will your epitaph say?
"Game Over." Big Grin
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28-02-2012, 09:21 PM
RE: What will your epitaph say?
I'm in the burner, no grave for me.

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