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06-09-2015, 05:59 AM
RE: What wine type do priests use?
They can get their wine here:

http://www.altarwine.com/

Communion wafers here:

http://www.parable.com/shop/church_supplies

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06-09-2015, 07:08 AM
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06-09-2015, 07:37 AM
RE: What wine type do priests use?
Strong I think. Saying such shit while being sober could be hard.

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06-09-2015, 08:17 AM
RE: What wine type do priests use?
(04-09-2015 10:16 PM)cactus Wrote:  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sacramental_wine
Gawd isn't too terribly picky about his wine.

Fun fact, though, some Catholic churches won't let you become a priest if you have celiac disease and can't eat the communion wafers. There are gluten free alternatives, but some Catholics are so fucking hard core that they simply won't accept that as an option. Gawd is all like "real wheat or GTFO, you celiac cunts! How dare you defy my word with your Satan-borne illnesses!!!" so some crafty bastards (or I guess I should say bitches, since it was a bunch of nuns) have outsmarted Gawd and created communion wafers with a gluten content of 100 parts per million: low enough that your body probably won't notice, high enough to officially be classified as "not gluten free" (because Gawd obviously cares a lot about FDA regulations, you know, with how much he told people in the Bible to wash their hands and taught them the germ theory of disease and everything) and most importantly, high enough gluten content that Gawd will still love you. It's a win all around!

Of course god cares about FDA regulations!

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06-09-2015, 09:40 AM
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06-09-2015, 12:16 PM
RE: What wine type do priests use?
So, where's the church that does communion with bloody marys and kettle-chips? I would consider going there.
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11-09-2015, 07:29 PM
What wine type do priests use?
So does it have to be red wine, for blood, or what?

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11-09-2015, 07:31 PM
What wine type do priests use?
***new wine taste idea: fermented communion

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13-09-2015, 10:51 PM
RE: What wine type do priests use?
Minimum requirements are, as I recall, that it has to be made by hands at some point in its creation and not be pasturized and I'm pretty sure it has to be red wine. Must (as I think it is called) is unfermented wine and is allowed for priests who are former alcoholics. In general it is fortified wine at about 18%. It is not uncommon for seminarians (who are often called to finish the wine) to be quite tipsy by the end of the procession.

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13-09-2015, 11:06 PM
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(13-09-2015 10:51 PM)TarzanSmith Wrote:  Minimum requirements are, as I recall, that it has to be made by hands at some point in its creation and not be pasturized and I'm pretty sure it has to be red wine. Must (as I think it is called) is unfermented wine and is allowed for priests who are former alcoholics. In general it is fortified wine at about 18%. It is not uncommon for seminarians (who are often called to finish the wine) to be quite tipsy by the end of the procession.

So what you are saying is that the Church frowns upon Pastorised communion?

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