What would a Theist Computer operating system be like ¿
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03-12-2013, 06:09 PM
What would a Theist Computer operating system be like ¿
With all three major computer operating systems, (not sure about the unix guys) being created/designed/guided by none believers,
ie: Hell bound immoral scumbags, shouldn't the hypocrites Theist have their own computer operating system. ?

What do you think it would be like. Designed by god ( well a cabal of theist pretending to be god).

Error messages would be hillarious. .

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03-12-2013, 06:34 PM
RE: What would a Theist Computer operating system be like ¿
non-existent is my best guess, they couldn't even begin to make something useful with the dork sided devil machines

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03-12-2013, 06:39 PM
RE: What would a Theist Computer operating system be like ¿
I would imagine a system that would obfuscate the simplest of tasks, as well as the locations of your files and apps. It would also not allow you to perform certain tasks without permission, and even then may later decide to disallow them for no apparent reason anyway.

Oh, wait a minute. That's Windows! Or is it Mac OS? Hmmm....

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03-12-2013, 06:40 PM (This post was last modified: 03-12-2013 06:45 PM by ShirubaDangan.)
RE: What would a Theist Computer operating system be like ¿
I think its called Internet Explorer or whatever the thing is called that is quickly replaced by the others.





Although if it becomes something like this I might reconsider actually trying it every once in a while.

EDIT: Wait! Crap! Thought we were talking about browsers! Well then I will come back at this once I think about how it would work.

If we take God's advice about creating the universe though it wouldn't be anything remotely close to anything we could create.





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03-12-2013, 06:45 PM
RE: What would a Theist Computer operating system be like ¿
OS security:

Error, your love for Jesus is not at a high enough level to grant you write access to that file. At your current level of love for Jesus, that file is read only.

VIRUS ALERT: We have found a file on your computer labeled "questioning Christianity." This file has been immediately quarantined and will be removed from the system in 1 second(s). Beep. The virus has been deleted.

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03-12-2013, 06:57 PM
RE: What would a Theist Computer operating system be like ¿
Error code 666

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| abomination |
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All files deleted.

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03-12-2013, 07:00 PM
RE: What would a Theist Computer operating system be like ¿
Could have a distributed network prayer app. To rival folding@home.
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03-12-2013, 07:07 PM
RE: What would a Theist Computer operating system be like ¿
Hmmm.

I think prayer would be the method of contacting the Help Desk for IT Support.

It would be marketed as direct, virtual support and no contact number would be published.

... a bit like HP

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03-12-2013, 07:20 PM
RE: What would a Theist Computer operating system be like ¿
It would be like any Microsoft product.
I still have to think of a justification, but I just hate Microsoft.
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03-12-2013, 07:21 PM
RE: What would a Theist Computer operating system be like ¿
Scam Cold calls would interesting;
"This is Apu from Angelic I.T.soulutions we have detected evil on your computer".
Please type http://www.exorcisemypc123.com and have your credit card handy.

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