What would a Theist Computer operating system be like ¿
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03-12-2013, 07:30 PM
RE: What would a Theist Computer operating system be like ¿
All zeroes...no ones.

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03-12-2013, 07:49 PM
RE: What would a Theist Computer operating system be like ¿
Converting files takes on a new meaning.

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03-12-2013, 07:51 PM
RE: What would a Theist Computer operating system be like ¿
deleting files won't actually delete them but move them to a better directory, or worse in case of naughty files, if you know what I mean Wink

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03-12-2013, 08:32 PM
RE: What would a Theist Computer operating system be like ¿
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03-12-2013, 08:38 PM
RE: What would a Theist Computer operating system be like ¿
It would likely be subject to possession by daemons.

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03-12-2013, 08:40 PM
RE: What would a Theist Computer operating system be like ¿
It couldn't be multi-threaded. Leviticus 19:19

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03-12-2013, 08:40 PM
RE: What would a Theist Computer operating system be like ¿
To be fair, most theists who are competent enough to program anything aren't going to let being a theist get in the way of it working, and, really, there's not much to theism that would get in the way of it working. Unless we're talking about unconventional theists like, say, the Amish.

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Okay, being fair is boring. Let's have some fun with this.

Such an operating system would be
  • Binary
  • In need of constant tech support to keep it running
  • Serviced by an absolutely terrible tech support line
  • Insistent that all bugs were features
  • Or user error
  • Absent any coherent manual
  • Prone to scanning files and deleting any that it did not approve of
  • Insistent on putting its logo on EVERYTHING
  • Programmed to favor its author's brands of aps over the competition's
  • Prone to accumulating a fanatical following of users that are totally unwilling to even look at a competing OS
  • Inherently flawed
  • Doomed to obsolescence

Yeah, that's totally different. Dodgy
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03-12-2013, 08:46 PM
RE: What would a Theist Computer operating system be like ¿
The logon on lock screen could be, Theiometric
"Faith Recognition",

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03-12-2013, 08:52 PM (This post was last modified: 03-12-2013 08:58 PM by ShirubaDangan.)
RE: What would a Theist Computer operating system be like ¿
I Found it!

Ubuntu Christian Edition!





Operating System directed towards Christians! (Even buggier than the Satanic version!- Commenter)

I laughed when I found this.

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03-12-2013, 09:34 PM
RE: What would a Theist Computer operating system be like ¿
(03-12-2013 07:51 PM)nach_in Wrote:  deleting files won't actually delete them but move them to a better directory, or worse in case of naughty files, if you know what I mean Wink

So instead of a recycle bin you have two icons, hell and heaven, and you can be God and decide where to send each obsolete file to.
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