What would a Theist Computer operating system be like ¿
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03-12-2013, 09:55 PM
RE: What would a Theist Computer operating system be like ¿
(03-12-2013 09:34 PM)black_squirrel Wrote:  
(03-12-2013 07:51 PM)nach_in Wrote:  deleting files won't actually delete them but move them to a better directory, or worse in case of naughty files, if you know what I mean Wink

So instead of a recycle bin you have two icons, hell and heaven, and you can be God and decide where to send each obsolete file to.

That could have some cool animations too it, claws scratching out with hellish howls if you hover the mouse over it. that would be secure (porn) unrecoverable delete.

Heavenly noises for the heaven recycle bin,

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03-12-2013, 10:24 PM
RE: What would a Theist Computer operating system be like ¿
It would never allow porn, and if we learn anything from the story of Betamax, that is a recipe for disaster. Drinking Beverage




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03-12-2013, 10:33 PM
RE: What would a Theist Computer operating system be like ¿
(03-12-2013 10:24 PM)EvolutionKills Wrote:  It would never allow porn, and if we learn anything from the story of Betamax, that is a recipe for disaster. Drinking Beverage

There goes half the Bible then.

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03-12-2013, 10:37 PM
RE: What would a Theist Computer operating system be like ¿
There would be so many versions (translations) that everyone would have to learn to use their computer differently from everyone else. The user manuals would come in various versions and no one would agree on which is the right one. There would be no help function, only a prayer button...that doesn't work. The blue screen of death would be replaced with an image of hell. A restart would be called a born again.

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03-12-2013, 11:00 PM
RE: What would a Theist Computer operating system be like ¿
a system reset would require a baptism, or a water cooling flush out.

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04-12-2013, 12:33 AM
RE: What would a Theist Computer operating system be like ¿
Personally, I'm more curious about theistic captchas.
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06-12-2013, 04:50 PM
RE: What would a Theist Computer operating system be like ¿
(03-12-2013 11:00 PM)sporehux Wrote:  a system reset would require a baptism, or a water cooling flush out.

One might get away with a simple mineral oil "anointing".

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06-12-2013, 05:07 PM (This post was last modified: 06-12-2013 05:11 PM by viole.)
RE: What would a Theist Computer operating system be like ¿
(03-12-2013 06:09 PM)sporehux Wrote:  With all three major computer operating systems, (not sure about the unix guys) being created/designed/guided by none believers,
ie: Hell bound immoral scumbags, shouldn't the hypocrites Theist have their own computer operating system. ?

What do you think it would be like. Designed by god ( well a cabal of theist pretending to be god).

Error messages would be hillarious. .

Error messages would not be errors, really. They would be errors only if read out of context.

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06-12-2013, 05:28 PM
RE: What would a Theist Computer operating system be like ¿
It would crash all the time, then punish you with viruses if you got annoyed with it. Dodgy

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06-12-2013, 08:43 PM
RE: What would a Theist Computer operating system be like ¿
The OS would be named "Church, Version 2" since the computer operating system would consist of upgraded features to their original operating system.

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