What would the Religious Police do?
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08-03-2016, 08:18 PM
RE: What would the Religious Police do?
I kept clicking on the button that had the police join in on the dancing and fun times. I knew it was the wrong answer but I did it anyway. Tongue Wouldn't it be great if Religious Police joined in on wedding parties and other festivals? The world would be a much better place, especially in the Middle East.

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08-03-2016, 09:55 PM
RE: What would the Religious Police do?
(08-03-2016 07:59 PM)Fireball Wrote:  
(08-03-2016 05:47 PM)Thumpalumpacus Wrote:  I barely pulled one of my subordinates away from beating one of them up when the muttawa smacked buddy's girlfriend's exposed ankles with his staff.

You are in California, the litigation state. Your buddy should sue the pin dick for battery. Much more satisfying to pick his pocket, all legal like. If he doesn't like a little ankle, he can just observe the horizon. Dodgy

No, we were stationed outside Riyadh at the time.
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08-03-2016, 10:31 PM
RE: What would the Religious Police do?
(08-03-2016 09:55 PM)Thumpalumpacus Wrote:  
(08-03-2016 07:59 PM)Fireball Wrote:  You are in California, the litigation state. Your buddy should sue the pin dick for battery. Much more satisfying to pick his pocket, all legal like. If he doesn't like a little ankle, he can just observe the horizon. Dodgy

No, we were stationed outside Riyadh at the time.

Oh. I have a friend who worked on helicopters in Saudi Arabia back in the '90s. He lived in the "American Compound". Is that around Riyadh?
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08-03-2016, 10:33 PM
RE: What would the Religious Police do?
Well they should make sure no one wears sweats to church.
Oh.
That's the fashion police.

Never mind.

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09-03-2016, 01:34 AM
RE: What would the Religious Police do?
I gave up after failing at three questions in a row. It shows I don't know what they would do.

But here's the thing - existence of religious police is disgrace and that's what really matters.

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09-03-2016, 05:37 AM
RE: What would the Religious Police do?
The fact that I kept checking off the answers which were the most absurd (and also getting 4/6) is very telling about thrashdi arabia
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09-03-2016, 06:22 AM
RE: What would the Religious Police do?
(08-03-2016 08:18 PM)dancefortwo Wrote:  I kept clicking on the button that had the police join in on the dancing and fun times. I knew it was the wrong answer but I did it anyway. Tongue Wouldn't it be great if Religious Police joined in on wedding parties and other festivals? The world would be a much better place, especially in the Middle East.

They could rename themselves the party police, anytime they see a group of people that aren't enjoying themselves they could break out some awesome dance moves and hand out money or candy to people.

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10-03-2016, 11:21 PM
RE: What would the Religious Police do?
They seem really impotent. I was expecting more along the lines of arresting people but for the most part in the explanations it just said that people ignored the police and carried on. The only exception was the last where they interrogated him.

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11-03-2016, 01:28 AM
RE: What would the Religious Police do?
(08-03-2016 10:31 PM)Fireball Wrote:  
(08-03-2016 09:55 PM)Thumpalumpacus Wrote:  No, we were stationed outside Riyadh at the time.

Oh. I have a friend who worked on helicopters in Saudi Arabia back in the '90s. He lived in the "American Compound". Is that around Riyadh?

We lived in Eskan Village, about ten miles outside Riyadh. I'm not sure your buddy was anywhere near there, though. We had no heloes stationed at King Khalid, and with the typically-short range of helicopters, I'd imagine he was closer to the Iraqi border, probably Dhahran.
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11-03-2016, 04:51 AM
RE: What would the Religious Police do?
I was speaking at a conference in Saudi Arabia several years ago. Some of the attendees had flown in from the Gulf States and some were women. The women were ejected by the religious police part way through the first morning. These were women who were professionals and held responsible positions with companies outside Saudi Arabia - most of them were muslim.

Crazy.

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