What would you do if ya met Benny Hinn face to face?
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29-08-2012, 05:19 AM
What would you do if ya met Benny Hinn face to face?
I would be very tempted to just slash his neck with a knife.. and say to him.. "Heal that you fake mutherfucker!"

No.. I would not do that for real because.. slashing people's throats is against my atheist morals... I'd rather eat babies...

But I'm curious... what would you do? Your in public or.. whatever the case may be and you find yourself face to face with Benny.... only you can conclude this story... take it away folks!

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29-08-2012, 05:21 AM
RE: What would you do if ya met Benny Hinn face to face?
Tell him that I prayed to his god and god said to give me money

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29-08-2012, 06:02 AM (This post was last modified: 29-08-2012 08:23 AM by ghostexorcist.)
RE: What would you do if ya met Benny Hinn face to face?
I'd give him a big hug for making me laugh for so many years. I had to stay after school in the 8th grade because their was no bus service to my house located in the boonies of Tennessee. A friend and myself would just watch TV until our respective parents came to pick us up. We were flipping through the channels on the classroom TV when we ran across Benny Hinn's show. I spent the entirety of my 8th grade year laughing my ass off at that man's antics. Every forehead slap, every wave of his coat, every fake convulsion left me in stitches. Every time he would "heal" someone, we would throw a small crumbled up piece of paper at Benny's head. By the time the show as over, we would have a pile of paper.

Then I would probably kick in the balls for screwing so many gullible people out of their money. I'm not talking about a light tap either. I'm talking about a running start muay thai shin kick that would shove what testicles he has into his throat. You know, something that would require surgery to correct (if that is even possible). Think of someone stomping on grapes with hiking boots.
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29-08-2012, 06:35 AM
RE: What would you do if ya met Benny Hinn face to face?
Admire his fabulous clothes.
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29-08-2012, 08:01 AM
What would you do if ya met Benny Hinn face to face?
(29-08-2012 06:35 AM)Jeff Wrote:  Admire his fabulous clothes.

They really are nice, aren't they?

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29-08-2012, 08:03 AM
RE: What would you do if ya met Benny Hinn face to face?
I think I would wait for him to talk and then spit in his mouth... like Cartman did to that nanny on South Park.

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29-08-2012, 08:15 AM
RE: What would you do if ya met Benny Hinn face to face?
I would hit him with my coat and tell him he was saved from Christianity.

epic lulz ensue

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29-08-2012, 08:43 AM
RE: What would you do if ya met Benny Hinn face to face?
(29-08-2012 06:02 AM)ghostexorcist Wrote:  Think of someone stomping on grapes with hiking boots.

That actually made my balls hurt just reading that.

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29-08-2012, 09:09 AM
RE: What would you do if ya met Benny Hinn face to face?
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29-08-2012, 09:12 AM
RE: What would you do if ya met Benny Hinn face to face?
(29-08-2012 08:43 AM)Stark Raving Wrote:  
(29-08-2012 06:02 AM)ghostexorcist Wrote:  Think of someone stomping on grapes with hiking boots.

That actually made my balls hurt just reading that.

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