What you want to bet it was a cigarette???
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21-12-2016, 02:30 PM
RE: What you want to bet it was a cigarette???
(21-12-2016 01:49 PM)Gloucester Wrote:  I think fireworks are fun, but not in the hands of the average member of the public. [...]

Fireworks—other than sparklers—are banned from public sale in all Australian states.

Originally, we had two "cracker nights"; Guy Fawkes day on 5 November, and British Empire Day on 24 May (Queen Victoria's birthday).


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21-12-2016, 02:31 PM
RE: What you want to bet it was a cigarette???
That's what my wife said. I said "Nah, it was a billy roach."

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21-12-2016, 02:34 PM
RE: What you want to bet it was a cigarette???
(21-12-2016 02:30 PM)SYZ Wrote:  
(21-12-2016 01:49 PM)Gloucester Wrote:  I think fireworks are fun, but not in the hands of the average member of the public. [...]

Fireworks—other than sparklers—are banned from public sale in all Australian states.

Originally, we had two "cracker nights"; Guy Fawkes day on 5 November, and British Empire Day on 24 May (Queen Victoria's birthday).


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There's political thinking at work.............

A bunch of fucknut, ill informed people - passing laws based on false assumptions, bad information and general stupidity.....

Ask any ER room physician ------ Sparklers cause more eye injury and 3rd degree burns in children - than all other types of fireworks combined.

And ask any firefighter -- they start more fires than anything that flies or goes boom.....

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21-12-2016, 02:36 PM
RE: What you want to bet it was a cigarette???
I've been in a sardonic haze lately. I had the same thought...

Not sure what that now says about me...


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21-12-2016, 02:43 PM
RE: What you want to bet it was a cigarette???
I'm not that fascinated with fireworks. It's only when things go wrong that they become interesting.

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21-12-2016, 02:44 PM
RE: What you want to bet it was a cigarette???
(21-12-2016 02:36 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  I've been in a sardonic haze lately. I had the same thought...

Second thought I had was "Codes and regulations? We don't need no stinkin' regulations." Thought I heard it happened at the same plant like 6 months ago.

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21-12-2016, 03:04 PM
RE: What you want to bet it was a cigarette???
Some people only consider laws and regulations to be mere suggestions and that following them is optional. Sad for all those who are the victims of other people's indifference.
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21-12-2016, 04:24 PM
RE: What you want to bet it was a cigarette???
Leaving a conference in Tennessee late one June. At the airport check-in counter there was a sign asking you not to pack fireworks in your luggage. Facepalm "Whyever not?" I think. Surely they have defibrilators for the bomb-sniffing dogs.

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21-12-2016, 05:35 PM
RE: What you want to bet it was a cigarette???
(21-12-2016 04:24 PM)Paleophyte Wrote:  Leaving a conference in Tennessee late one June. At the airport check-in counter there was a sign asking you not to pack fireworks in your luggage. Facepalm "Whyever not?" I think. Surely they have defibrilators for the bomb-sniffing dogs.

I always thought it would be fun to find a bitch dog in heat -- and scrub a couple of dark colored socks on her hindquarters --- then stick em in with your dirty clothes in your returning home luggage...........................

Bet it'd be the highlight of some TSA worker's day -- when his mutt starts dry humping your suitcase.....


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23-12-2016, 07:19 PM
RE: What you want to bet it was a cigarette???
(21-12-2016 05:35 PM)onlinebiker Wrote:  
(21-12-2016 04:24 PM)Paleophyte Wrote:  Leaving a conference in Tennessee late one June. At the airport check-in counter there was a sign asking you not to pack fireworks in your luggage. Facepalm "Whyever not?" I think. Surely they have defibrilators for the bomb-sniffing dogs.

I always thought it would be fun to find a bitch dog in heat -- and scrub a couple of dark colored socks on her hindquarters --- then stick em in with your dirty clothes in your returning home luggage...........................

Bet it'd be the highlight of some TSA worker's day -- when his mutt starts dry humping your suitcase.....


heh
Hey if you have the time to waste being interviewed, strip searched and cavity searched why the hell not?

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