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05-11-2015, 03:33 PM
RE: When I encounter a pamphleteer
(05-11-2015 03:02 PM)enochian Wrote:  The original and correct Greek pronunciation of Jesus is ee-ay-soos.

If you are not using that pronunciation, you are not saved.




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05-11-2015, 03:55 PM
RE: When I encounter a pamphleteer
(05-11-2015 03:33 PM)unfogged Wrote:  
(05-11-2015 03:02 PM)enochian Wrote:  The original and correct Greek pronunciation of Jesus is ee-ay-soos.

If you are not using that pronunciation, you are not saved.




I love that scene. I'd like to hit some Christians over the head with the Bible too. Beat_stick

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05-11-2015, 05:59 PM
RE: When I encounter a pamphleteer
(05-11-2015 02:35 PM)onlinebiker Wrote:  I'm gonna get a t-shirt made - and I'll slip it on on Saturday mornings - when the Mormons go beating on doors......

a simple black T - with the following printed on front ----


"Will listen to religious dogma for oral sex"......

.....

"Want to hear about Jesus" ??

YOU BETCHA!!!!

Wink wink, nudge nudge...................

You could always just post this in your window. Unless you feel the need to confront them.


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05-11-2015, 06:37 PM
RE: When I encounter a pamphleteer
(05-11-2015 05:59 PM)OceanTherapist Wrote:  
(05-11-2015 02:35 PM)onlinebiker Wrote:  I'm gonna get a t-shirt made - and I'll slip it on on Saturday mornings - when the Mormons go beating on doors......

a simple black T - with the following printed on front ----


"Will listen to religious dogma for oral sex"......

.....

"Want to hear about Jesus" ??

YOU BETCHA!!!!

Wink wink, nudge nudge...................

You could always just post this in your window. Unless you feel the need to confront them.

Damn straight.

You would think that a simple NO SOLICITING sign would suffice, but people apparently don't know what words mean anymore.

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05-11-2015, 06:40 PM
RE: When I encounter a pamphleteer
Hmmmm....makes me think that taking up Origami would be a cool plan. As they are telling you the good news you can turn the Watchtower, or whatever, into something that's actually worth looking at.

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Or even the fortune teller one - get them to pick a color, then a number, then tell them their fate. Big Grin

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05-11-2015, 07:48 PM
RE: When I encounter a pamphleteer
(05-11-2015 06:40 PM)Anjele Wrote:  Hmmmm....makes me think that taking up Origami would be a cool plan. As they are telling you the good news you can turn the Watchtower, or whatever, into something that's actually worth looking at.

[Image: individual-origami-slide-8_dynamic_lead_slide.jpg]

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Or even the fortune teller one - get them to pick a color, then a number, then tell them their fate. Big Grin

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I should make some videos on origami, then. Smile
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06-11-2015, 01:58 PM
RE: When I encounter a pamphleteer
(05-11-2015 02:05 PM)Tonechaser77 Wrote:  
(05-11-2015 02:00 PM)Grasshopper Wrote:  I just recruit undergroundp to help me teach them the "original Greek pronunciation", and then we're all saved and it's all good!

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P.S. What the hell does pronunciation have to do with any of this?

Because some sects of christianity report you are saved by believing on the name of Jesus. If the name was mistranslated (I think it should be Yeshua, similar to Joshua) then everyone who has called on the name of Jesus to be saved has called on the wrong name, thereby damning them to hell since they believe the wrong deity. Dodgy
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06-11-2015, 01:58 PM
RE: When I encounter a pamphleteer
(05-11-2015 03:02 PM)enochian Wrote:  The original and correct Greek pronunciation of Jesus is ee-ay-soos.

If you are not using that pronunciation, you are not saved.
Pronunciation doesn't matter.
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06-11-2015, 02:14 PM
RE: When I encounter a pamphleteer
(06-11-2015 01:58 PM)jason_delisle Wrote:  
(05-11-2015 03:02 PM)enochian Wrote:  The original and correct Greek pronunciation of Jesus is ee-ay-soos.

If you are not using that pronunciation, you are not saved.
Pronunciation doesn't matter.

"Praise Fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff!"

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06-11-2015, 02:16 PM
RE: When I encounter a pamphleteer
(06-11-2015 02:14 PM)Old Man Marsh Wrote:  
(06-11-2015 01:58 PM)jason_delisle Wrote:  Pronunciation doesn't matter.

"Praise Fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff!"
Lol
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