When was the last time you went to church?
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19-02-2014, 07:03 PM
RE: When was the last time you went to church?
My dad was an atheist, my mom an agnostic. Sooooo.......

I've been to an actual church service twice, let me say that again, twice in my entire life (funerals and weddings don't count). The very first time was when I was in my early twenties and I went to an Episcopal church. The second time, not too long after the Episcopal thingy, was at a Methodist church to hear a friend of mine sing. Both times it was boring as hell and one of the most depressing experiences of my life. I'm in my fifties now so that was about 30 years ago.

I really, really, truly don't know, don't understand, can't fathom how or why people get up once a week and drag their kids down to listen to a bunch of drivel such as what I remember hearing the two times I went to a church service. I just don't get it. Huh

I feel sorry for all you forum members who spent so much of your childhood going to church. You have all my sympathy. I hope you have recovered.

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19-02-2014, 07:10 PM
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(19-02-2014 03:20 PM)thedudette Wrote:  Just curious Big Grin

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19-02-2014, 07:12 PM
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One place.com is a great place to listen to many different archived lessons. James McDonald is a great preacher.

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19-02-2014, 07:23 PM
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(19-02-2014 07:12 PM)Drich Wrote:  One place.com is a great place to listen to many different archived lessons. James McDonald is a great preacher.

Looks lame. Total sausage fest. And what is with their teeth?
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19-02-2014, 08:06 PM
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Wednesday 19th Feb 2014
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19-02-2014, 08:12 PM
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Aside from a funeral? I was 13.... or more than 50 years ago.

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19-02-2014, 08:19 PM
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(19-02-2014 08:12 PM)Minimalist Wrote:  Aside from a funeral? I was 13.... or more than 50 years ago.

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19-02-2014, 08:21 PM
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Naw Tongue It was a wedding, but I can't remember the exact date. Got a few nasty stares, though

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19-02-2014, 08:25 PM
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(19-02-2014 08:12 PM)Minimalist Wrote:  Aside from a funeral? I was 13.... or more than 50 years ago.

Same boat here. And I should mention it's been blissful and guilt-free ever since.

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19-02-2014, 08:38 PM
RE: When was the last time you went to church?
Two or three years ago. There was some special occasion that had short masses and my mom offered a cheeseburger if I went.
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