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14-11-2013, 10:07 AM
When wearing diapers and eating puréed food...
What do you want to remember about your life when you get old?
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14-11-2013, 10:22 AM (This post was last modified: 14-11-2013 10:44 AM by DLJ.)
RE: When wearing diapers and eating puréed food...
Please define 'old'.




What do I want to remember?

The name of the 21 year-old lying next to me when I wake up.

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14-11-2013, 10:26 AM (This post was last modified: 14-11-2013 10:42 AM by Bucky Ball.)
RE: When wearing diapers and eating puréed food...
Be SURE, whatever you do, PAHHLEEESE,
Take into account the color of your poor care-giver's outfit.
If they're wearing green, don't sling faded brown pureed potatoes at them, or if you do, wait and do it at supper.
At LEAST have the decency to toss colors that coordinate with their outfit,
(but if you're mad at them, pureed beets leaves stains, you can get them good on the days they wear white... just sayin')

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14-11-2013, 11:42 AM
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(14-11-2013 10:26 AM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  Be SURE, whatever you do, PAHHLEEESE,
Take into account the color of your poor care-giver's outfit.
If they're wearing green, don't sling faded brown pureed potatoes at them, or if you do, wait and do it at supper.
At LEAST have the decency to toss colors that coordinate with their outfit,
(but if you're mad at them, pureed beets leaves stains, you can get them good on the days they wear white... just sayin')

Haha, that reminds me of when I flung a bowl of "slime soup" at a hospital nurse when I was recovering from having a hernia fixed when I was 3...

The nurse was a reincarnation of nurse Ratchet and deserved every drop! Big Grin

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14-11-2013, 02:32 PM
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(14-11-2013 11:42 AM)Dom Wrote:  
(14-11-2013 10:26 AM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  Be SURE, whatever you do, PAHHLEEESE,
Take into account the color of your poor care-giver's outfit.
If they're wearing green, don't sling faded brown pureed potatoes at them, or if you do, wait and do it at supper.
At LEAST have the decency to toss colors that coordinate with their outfit,
(but if you're mad at them, pureed beets leaves stains, you can get them good on the days they wear white... just sayin')

Haha, that reminds me of when I flung a bowl of "slime soup" at a hospital nurse when I was recovering from having a hernia fixed when I was 3...

The nurse was a reincarnation of nurse Ratchet and deserved every drop! Big Grin

How the hell does a 3 year old get a hernia?

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14-11-2013, 02:36 PM
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(14-11-2013 02:32 PM)Paranoidsam Wrote:  
(14-11-2013 11:42 AM)Dom Wrote:  Haha, that reminds me of when I flung a bowl of "slime soup" at a hospital nurse when I was recovering from having a hernia fixed when I was 3...

The nurse was a reincarnation of nurse Ratchet and deserved every drop! Big Grin

How the hell does a 3 year old get a hernia?

Crying, playing, pooping, ... happens a lot more often than you'd think. Many have genetic predisposition. Poor little tykes.

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14-11-2013, 02:38 PM
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(14-11-2013 02:36 PM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  
(14-11-2013 02:32 PM)Paranoidsam Wrote:  How the hell does a 3 year old get a hernia?

Crying, playing, ... Happens a lot more often than you'd think. Many have genetic predisposition. Poor little tykes.

I was lugging around the one year old neighbor's boy. Got it from lifting wayyyy too heavy. Tongue

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14-11-2013, 05:50 PM
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(14-11-2013 02:38 PM)Dom Wrote:  ...
I was lugging around the one year old neighbor's boy.
...

How the hell does a one year old have a child?

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14-11-2013, 05:58 PM
RE: When wearing diapers and eating puréed food...
I hope to have ruined my brain by then so I don't have to remember anything.

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