When you were indoctrinated, what scared you to death?
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30-10-2012, 09:33 AM
RE: When you were indoctrinated, what scared you to death?
(30-10-2012 09:25 AM)Erxomai Wrote:  I was scared that because I masturbated so much I could never get married.

Oh wait, that sorta came true. Weeping

How does that work? Does it wear out or something, like a piece of soap?
(Be grateful I'm not including visual aids hereWink)

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30-10-2012, 09:35 AM
RE: When you were indoctrinated, what scared you to death?
(30-10-2012 09:33 AM)Vera Wrote:  
(30-10-2012 09:25 AM)Erxomai Wrote:  I was scared that because I masturbated so much I could never get married.

Oh wait, that sorta came true. Weeping

How does that work? Does it wear out or something, like a piece of soap?
(Be grateful I'm not including visual aids hereWink)

Fucking hilarious! Laugh out load

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30-10-2012, 09:35 AM
RE: When you were indoctrinated, what scared you to death?
(30-10-2012 09:33 AM)Vera Wrote:  
(30-10-2012 09:25 AM)Erxomai Wrote:  I was scared that because I masturbated so much I could never get married.

Oh wait, that sorta came true. Weeping

How does that work? Does it wear out or something, like a piece of soap?
(Be grateful I'm not including visual aids hereWink)

*Kind of wants the inclusion of visual aids*

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30-10-2012, 09:37 AM
RE: When you were indoctrinated, what scared you to death?
(30-10-2012 09:35 AM)Misanthropik Wrote:  
(30-10-2012 09:33 AM)Vera Wrote:  How does that work? Does it wear out or something, like a piece of soap?
(Be grateful I'm not including visual aids hereWink)

*Kind of wants the inclusion of visual aids*

Those are for the advanced class only.

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30-10-2012, 09:38 AM
RE: When you were indoctrinated, what scared you to death?
Well hey, if you're too scared to do it...

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30-10-2012, 09:40 AM
RE: When you were indoctrinated, what scared you to death?
Soap does not make a good lubricant. No

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30-10-2012, 09:41 AM
RE: When you were indoctrinated, what scared you to death?
(30-10-2012 09:40 AM)Erxomai Wrote:  Soap does not make a good lubricant. No

Don't try toothpaste, either.

I mean, it's GREAT and everything, but then you've got that "minty fresh" feeling the rest of the day, and that can get annoying.

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30-10-2012, 09:43 AM
RE: When you were indoctrinated, what scared you to death?
(30-10-2012 09:38 AM)Misanthropik Wrote:  Well hey, if you're too scared to do it...
Told you - I ain't scared of nuthin'... However, there are underage members... hmm, bad choice of word... well, there are kids here, too (the ones that haven't been eaten yet).

(30-10-2012 09:40 AM)Erxomai Wrote:  Soap does not make a good lubricant. No

It wasn't a recommendation to put it in whatever orifice it might fit, it was a metaphor... or a simile, if you will...

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30-10-2012, 09:44 AM
RE: When you were indoctrinated, what scared you to death?
Pulling the child-card, eh?

Truly a sign that one cannot deliver on their claims...

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30-10-2012, 09:45 AM
RE: When you were indoctrinated, what scared you to death?
(30-10-2012 09:43 AM)Vera Wrote:  
(30-10-2012 09:38 AM)Misanthropik Wrote:  Well hey, if you're too scared to do it...
Told you - I ain't scared of nuthin'... However, there are underage members... hmm, bad choice of word... well, there are kids here, too (the ones that haven't been eaten yet).

(30-10-2012 09:40 AM)Erxomai Wrote:  Soap does not make a good lubricant. No

It wasn't a recommendation to put it in whatever orifice it might fit, it was a metaphor... or a simile, if you will...

Oh I will. Yes

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