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11-09-2012, 01:04 PM
Where in the world is Xi Jinping?
Communist Leader’s Absence Sets Off Rumor Mills in China

The next leader of China has been missing for the past 10 days. Perhaps we should ask Jimmy Hoffa if he knows where he went. Drinking Beverage

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11-09-2012, 10:30 PM
RE: Where in the world is Xi Jinping?
My money is on crap health.

China's not about to admit to it's people and the world that their leader is suffering at the hands of some mere tiny bacteria, I mean that's obviously a sign of weakness and they can't have that!

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11-09-2012, 10:35 PM
RE: Where in the world is Xi Jinping?
(11-09-2012 10:30 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  My money is on crap health.

China's not about to admit to it's people and the world that their leader is suffering at the hands of some mere tiny bacteria, I mean that's obviously a sign of weakness and they can't have that!

I bet your mum had him over for some mac and cheese. wink wink, nudge nudge.


EDIT: I didn't mean that as an insulting response to your mom's cooking and you talking about bacteria. I just meant your mom has been fucking him. Thumbsup

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11-09-2012, 10:43 PM
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(11-09-2012 10:35 PM)Erxomai Wrote:  EDIT: I didn't mean that as an insulting response to your mom's cooking and you talking about bacteria. I just meant your mom has been fucking him. Thumbsup

Jesus! They musta really been going at it if he had a heart attack in the middle!

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11-09-2012, 10:45 PM
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(11-09-2012 10:43 PM)Hughsie Wrote:  
(11-09-2012 10:35 PM)Erxomai Wrote:  EDIT: I didn't mean that as an insulting response to your mom's cooking and you talking about bacteria. I just meant your mom has been fucking him. Thumbsup

Jesus! They musta really been going at it if he had a heart attack in the middle!

You know what they say about those Kiwi MILFs. Big Grin

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11-09-2012, 10:48 PM
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(11-09-2012 10:45 PM)Erxomai Wrote:  You know what they say about those Kiwi MILFs. Big Grin

Not really but holy shit do I wanna find out!

Now where's Aurora, she's close enough right?!

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11-09-2012, 10:49 PM
RE: Where in the world is Xi Jinping?
(11-09-2012 10:48 PM)Hughsie Wrote:  
(11-09-2012 10:45 PM)Erxomai Wrote:  You know what they say about those Kiwi MILFs. Big Grin

Not really but holy shit do I wanna find out!

Now where's Aurora, she's close enough right?!

Well everyone knows the Aussies are better than 70 virgins in Paradise!

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12-09-2012, 02:49 AM
RE: Where in the world is Xi Jinping?
(11-09-2012 10:49 PM)Erxomai Wrote:  
(11-09-2012 10:48 PM)Hughsie Wrote:  Not really but holy shit do I wanna find out!

Now where's Aurora, she's close enough right?!

Well everyone knows the Aussies are better than 70 virgins in Paradise!

I didn't know that.No Why didn't I know that? Shocking

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12-09-2012, 04:22 AM
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Dodgy

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14-09-2012, 11:34 PM
RE: Where in the world is Xi Jinping?
(11-09-2012 10:49 PM)Erxomai Wrote:  
(11-09-2012 10:48 PM)Hughsie Wrote:  Not really but holy shit do I wanna find out!

Now where's Aurora, she's close enough right?!

Well everyone knows the Aussies are better than 70 virgins in Paradise!

72 virgins don't frighten me, but 1 Aurora scares the shit out of Girly. If her and ManlyGirl ever teamed up I'd be seriously fucked. In every sense of the word. Big Grin

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