Where in the world is Xi Jinping?
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14-09-2012, 11:42 PM (This post was last modified: 15-09-2012 12:07 AM by Bucky Ball.)
RE: Where in the world is Xi Jinping?
(14-09-2012 11:34 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  
(11-09-2012 10:49 PM)Erxomai Wrote:  Well everyone knows the Aussies are better than 70 virgins in Paradise!

72 virgins don't frighten me, but 1 Aurora scares the shit out of Girly. Big Grin

I seriously hate to disappoint everyone, but there is a German scholar of the Qur'an who has figured out it's not 72 virgins. It's 72 grapes. Heh heh. Oh well. Sorry, to all the suicide bombers. Hope their grapes make them happy. Weeping

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http://www.thethinkingatheist.com/forum/...ns?page=25 , (The Hidden Origin of Islam vid)

BTW, Jinping showed up today. Plastic surgery ? Heart attack, (his family has bad hearts) ? Coup attempt ? Car accident ?

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15-09-2012, 12:23 AM (This post was last modified: 15-09-2012 12:27 AM by GirlyMan.)
RE: Where in the world is Xi Jinping?
(14-09-2012 11:42 PM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  
(14-09-2012 11:34 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  72 virgins don't frighten me, but 1 Aurora scares the shit out of Girly. Big Grin

I seriously hate to disappoint everyone, but there is a German scholar of the Qur'an who has figured out it's not 72 virgins. It's 72 grapes. Heh heh. Oh well. Sorry, to all the suicide bombers. Hope their grapes make them happy. Weeping

Shit, I'd find the grapes more tempting than the virgins. ... Now I gotta go rethink shit. Thanks for nothing Fullerene. Wink

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15-09-2012, 12:42 AM
RE: Where in the world is Xi Jinping?
What's 72 divided by infinity?

At least with grapes, they produce more grapes so you can make wine and stay drunk for eternity.

But virgins... nah! After a couple of months of virgin-deflowering, your deflowering is done.

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15-09-2012, 12:23 PM
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(15-09-2012 12:42 AM)DLJ Wrote:  What's 72 divided by infinity?

At least with grapes, they produce more grapes so you can make wine and stay drunk for eternity.

But virgins... nah! After a couple of months of virgin-deflowering, your deflowering is done.

Nah, I think they stay virginal, or get reconstituted, or some such.

But, in any case, it appears they are 72 white raisins of exceptional purity.

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15-09-2012, 01:04 PM
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(15-09-2012 12:23 PM)Chas Wrote:  Nah, I think they stay virginal, or get reconstituted, or some such.

But, in any case, it appears they are 72 white raisins of exceptional purity.

Either way, I'll stick with the earthly delights of 72 Asian raisins of exceptional impurity / experience.

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15-09-2012, 01:17 PM (This post was last modified: 15-09-2012 01:27 PM by Bucky Ball.)
RE: Where in the world is Xi Jinping?
(15-09-2012 01:04 PM)DLJ Wrote:  
(15-09-2012 12:23 PM)Chas Wrote:  Nah, I think they stay virginal, or get reconstituted, or some such.

But, in any case, it appears they are 72 white raisins of exceptional purity.

Either way, I'll stick with the earthly delights of 72 Asian raisins of exceptional impurity / experience.

What could possibly be more boring than 72 virgins. Blush

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15-09-2012, 04:36 PM
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(15-09-2012 01:17 PM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  
(15-09-2012 01:04 PM)DLJ Wrote:  Either way, I'll stick with the earthly delights of 72 Asian raisins of exceptional impurity / experience.

What could possibly be more boring than 72 virgins. Blush

73 virgins.

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