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02-12-2014, 04:30 AM
Where is Heaven?
I don't know why I sometimes feel compelled to go and see what bollocks they're discussing over in christian forums and I'm not sure why I'm sharing it either. I think it's just that I don't ever stop being surprised by the delusion of some of my fellow earthlings.

Check out the OP. I can't even begin to imagine what kind of world he exists in, he must be so deluded that he hallucinates his bizarre beliefs.

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02-12-2014, 04:55 AM
RE: Where is Heaven?
At least he's in the stage of trying to compromise with science.

But it's still funny as hell.

Loved the "Amens/Likes Received" instead of plain "Likes".

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02-12-2014, 05:17 AM
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I like his first stab 'a dark matter portal between earth and heaven that you travel at perhaps 200 times the speed of light through' and you travel it for a few seconds. Oh my, what the fuck is going on inside there. He does have some alternatives of an extra dimensional bubble surrounding earth or an invisible planet in our solar system just in case his first effort was a bit far-fetched for some!

Best bit for me that demonstrates how they quickly drop stuff and adopt other ideas that fit the bible is when the poster mentions Revelations 21. He immediately forgets his first few guesses and instead goes for a parallel dimensional bubble in the upper atmosphere above Israel. Un-fucking-believable!

You can see how he/she is willing to change an idea to fit his belief. You could give him another scripture and his mind would process an entirely different view of heaven - fascinating. I don't know how he can get to sleep at night with his head in a big fucking jumbly mess like that.

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02-12-2014, 05:45 AM
RE: Where is Heaven?
Turn left at Greenland.
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02-12-2014, 06:06 AM
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(02-12-2014 05:45 AM)pablo Wrote:  Turn left at Greenland.

No, no, no.

You turn left at Albuquerque and go to Greenland, where you turn right.

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02-12-2014, 06:28 AM
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(02-12-2014 06:06 AM)Free Thought Wrote:  
(02-12-2014 05:45 AM)pablo Wrote:  Turn left at Greenland.

No, no, no.

You turn left at Albuquerque and go to Greenland, where you turn right.

That explains all the lost souls. Consider

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02-12-2014, 06:35 AM
RE: Where is Heaven?
(02-12-2014 05:45 AM)pablo Wrote:  Turn left at Greenland.

Isn't it at the second star to the right and straight on till morning?

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Oh no, wait, that's another place.

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02-12-2014, 06:47 AM
RE: Where is Heaven?
Heaven is the firmament just a few miles above the Earth silly. Big Grin

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02-12-2014, 07:29 AM
RE: Where is Heaven?
May have to troll this site.......

Anyone else a member there?

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They need this pic for a reference
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02-12-2014, 07:35 AM
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(02-12-2014 07:29 AM)Nurse Wrote:  May have to troll this site.......

Anyone else a member there?

A few.

Most however have been banned. Those people apparently take even the most mildly dissenting opinion about as well as Hitler would take being called a Jew.

If I recall correctly, one person got banned because they poe'd as a biblical literalist and were too literal even for CF. Another was banned simply because the mod decided they could do it, even against their own rules.

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