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26-04-2016, 05:29 PM (This post was last modified: 26-04-2016 05:54 PM by Born Again Pagan.)
Where would Jesus Pee?
All the carrying on about how many batrooms should be made available for which people. We have to get to the bottom of "Where would Jesus Pee?" He has no Y chromosome because no man contributed to his genetics. So with just one chrome it would be default be an X So even with the beard and all Where should Jesus be expected to pee?
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26-04-2016, 05:37 PM
RE: Where would Jesus Pee?
he can pee in my mouth
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26-04-2016, 05:44 PM
RE: Where would Jesus Pee?
(26-04-2016 05:29 PM)Born Again Pagan Wrote:  All the carrying on about how many batrooms should be made available for which people. We have to get to the bottom of Where would Jesus Pee? He has no Y monochrome because no man contributed to his genetics. SO with just one chrome it would be default be an X So even with the beard and all Where should Jesus be expected to pee?

Since Jesus's mother gave birth by parthenogenesis he had to have been born with female physiology. Given that he identified as male he was obviously transgender so he could pee wherever he was most comfortable unless he was in North Carolina. Of course, as an immigrant he wouldn't be welcome in NC anyway.

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26-04-2016, 05:49 PM
RE: Where would Jesus Pee?
(26-04-2016 05:29 PM)Born Again Pagan Wrote:  All the carrying on about how many batrooms should be made available for which people. We have to get to the bottom of Where would Jesus Pee? He has no Y monochrome because no man contributed to his genetics. SO with just one chrome it would be default be an X So even with the beard and all Where should Jesus be expected to pee?

"Lo, the seventh angel did come forth, carrying before him a bowl. Then the angel placed the bowl upon the ground before the lord, who unzipped his fly. As he did so, all who did not avert their eyes were blinded by its glory, and a golden rain fell. Then the seventh angel poured forth his bowl into the air, and a voice said, it is done..." - Revelation 16:17

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26-04-2016, 05:52 PM
RE: Where would Jesus Pee?
If he could also change urine into wine would that count as a perpetual motion machine?




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26-04-2016, 05:53 PM
RE: Where would Jesus Pee?
(26-04-2016 05:52 PM)unfogged Wrote:  If he could also change urine into wine would that count as a perpetual motion machine?

Puts a whole new slant on the loaves and fishes...

Maybe he really did pull them out of his arse.

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26-04-2016, 06:09 PM
RE: Where would Jesus Pee?
(26-04-2016 05:53 PM)Sam Wrote:  
(26-04-2016 05:52 PM)unfogged Wrote:  If he could also change urine into wine would that count as a perpetual motion machine?

Puts a whole new slant on the loaves and fishes...

Maybe he really did pull them out of his arse.

that's a lot of fish.

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26-04-2016, 06:33 PM
RE: Where would Jesus Pee?
(26-04-2016 05:29 PM)Born Again Pagan Wrote:  All the carrying on about how many batrooms should be made available for which people. We have to get to the bottom of "Where would Jesus Pee?" He has no Y chromosome because no man contributed to his genetics. So with just one chrome it would be default be an X So even with the beard and all Where should Jesus be expected to pee?

Good lookin thrad ya got here! Wink

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26-04-2016, 06:39 PM
RE: Where would Jesus Pee?
I guess Jebus would use the "other" bathroom, normally reserved for hermaphrodites and transexuals.......


After all -- once you nail him up -- isn't he "cross dressing""?????


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26-04-2016, 06:52 PM
RE: Where would Jesus Pee?
Should probably give credit to the people responsible for this idea:

https://m.facebook.com/permalink.php?sto...5458347916

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