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26-04-2016, 08:17 PM
RE: Where would Jesus Pee?
WWJP?

I would so wear that bracelet Laugh out load

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26-04-2016, 09:27 PM
RE: Where would Jesus Pee?
(26-04-2016 05:52 PM)unfogged Wrote:  If he could also change urine into wine would that count as a perpetual motion machine?



Now I wanna go night kite flying... I haven't done that in over 15 years, those were some times.

I bet if I use Jesus pee on the kite string it won't break too.

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26-04-2016, 09:47 PM
RE: Where would Jesus Pee?
(26-04-2016 06:39 PM)onlinebiker Wrote:  I guess Jebus would use the "other" bathroom, normally reserved for hermaphrodites and transexuals.......


After all -- once you nail him up -- isn't he "cross dressing""?????


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Well he was quite the fashonista. We all know when he was up there looking at all the mismatched stripes and plaids and sandals and togas, he said (with a lisp) "Father forgive them, for they know not what they do". Angel

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27-04-2016, 03:11 AM
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"Piss Christ" is a 1987 photograph by the
American artist and photographer Andres
Serrano. It depicts a small plastic crucifix
submerged in a glass of the artist's urine.

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27-04-2016, 05:47 AM
RE: Where would Jesus Pee?
Jesus would pee on other people. Golden shower.
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27-04-2016, 11:45 AM
RE: Where would Jesus Pee?
(26-04-2016 05:29 PM)Born Again Pagan Wrote:  He has no Y chromosome because no man contributed to his genetics. So with just one chrome it would be default be an X

I didn't even think about that! Jesus had Turner syndrome!


(26-04-2016 05:29 PM)Born Again Pagan Wrote:  So even with the beard and all Where should Jesus be expected to pee?

As Unfogged already mentioned, it varies by state. Jesus is a female-to-male transgender with Turner syndrome.
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27-04-2016, 09:49 PM
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(26-04-2016 05:29 PM)Born Again Pagan Wrote:  All the carrying on about how many batrooms should be made available for which people. We have to get to the bottom of "Where would Jesus Pee?" He has no Y chromosome because no man contributed to his genetics. So with just one chrome it would be default be an X So even with the beard and all Where should Jesus be expected to pee?

Well, I thought Mr God contributed XY but Mrs. Mary didn't contribute anything, she was just the incubator. So Jesus only has half of his DNA making him a very, very weird dude. Going back a little further, Eve also has a problem, she is a clone of Adam so she's actually a he and only has XY which would make it impossible to reproduce. Apparently god wasn't the sharpest tool in the box, he didn't know too much about chromosomes and DNA.

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He is deformed, crooked, old, and sere,
Ill-fac’d, worse bodied, shapeless every where;
Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind,
Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
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27-04-2016, 10:12 PM
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(27-04-2016 09:49 PM)dancefortwo Wrote:  
(26-04-2016 05:29 PM)Born Again Pagan Wrote:  All the carrying on about how many batrooms should be made available for which people. We have to get to the bottom of "Where would Jesus Pee?" He has no Y chromosome because no man contributed to his genetics. So with just one chrome it would be default be an X So even with the beard and all Where should Jesus be expected to pee?

Well, I thought Mr God contributed XY but Mrs. Mary didn't contribute anything, she was just the incubator. So Jesus only has half of his DNA making him a very, very weird dude. Going back a little further, Eve also has a problem, she is a clone of Adam so she's actually a he and only has XY which would make it impossible to reproduce. Apparently god wasn't the sharpest tool in the box, he didn't know too much about chromosomes and DNA.

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28-04-2016, 03:51 AM
RE: Where would Jesus Pee?
Not in a jesus mood, but PISS on the other hand









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28-04-2016, 05:10 AM
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He'd probably be a dick and just pee in the pool.
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