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28-04-2016, 06:33 AM
RE: Where would Jesus Pee?
(27-04-2016 09:49 PM)dancefortwo Wrote:  Well, I thought Mr God contributed XY but Mrs. Mary didn't contribute anything, she was just the incubator.

That still doesn't work, according to Christian theology. Jesus and the Father are two distinct, different beings, so the Father couldn't have contributed 100% of the DNA. Also, the whole point was to make Jesus human, because reasons. Of course, I don't know how you get a 100% human when a non-zero contribution of the DNA comes from a non-human, but what evs.

I think the answer here is "Magic! but we're going to give it a different name, like 'miracles', or something.". Effectively, none of this can be explained without magic, but if you use that word to describe the unexplainable effects YHWH supposedly has on the world, Christians find it deeply offensive. I'm not sure if it's because they feel I'm boiling the omnipotence of Almighty God down to parlor tricks, if they know that magic is make-believe, or something else, but they pretty much unanimously object to the use of that term.
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28-04-2016, 08:41 AM
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(28-04-2016 06:33 AM)RobbyPants Wrote:  
(27-04-2016 09:49 PM)dancefortwo Wrote:  Well, I thought Mr God contributed XY but Mrs. Mary didn't contribute anything, she was just the incubator.

That still doesn't work, according to Christian theology. Jesus and the Father are two distinct, different beings, so the Father couldn't have contributed 100% of the DNA. Also, the whole point was to make Jesus human, because reasons. Of course, I don't know how you get a 100% human when a non-zero contribution of the DNA comes from a non-human, but what evs.

I think the answer here is "Magic! but we're going to give it a different name, like 'miracles', or something.". Effectively, none of this can be explained without magic, but if you use that word to describe the unexplainable effects YHWH supposedly has on the world, Christians find it deeply offensive. I'm not sure if it's because they feel I'm boiling the omnipotence of Almighty God down to parlor tricks, if they know that magic is make-believe, or something else, but they pretty much unanimously object to the use of that term.

Yup. Miracles....religions version of magic. I was nine years old when I first heard about Jesus. An older girl set about explaining Jesus to me. Laugh out load Even when I was nine I knew a fairytale when I heard one.

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28-04-2016, 08:44 AM
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Don't you people know your bible? He pees on fig trees. Then, if they don't bear because too much acid, he curses them.

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28-04-2016, 12:26 PM
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And all these years we've been wondering where the micks get their communion wine from.

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28-04-2016, 02:02 PM
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Seriously, how is this even a post or subject? Do you really think that people who believe there is a god who created everything have any doubt that this god would have any trouble making any kind of DNA he wanted for his god son? This is a futile subject and I can't believe people are proposing it.

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28-04-2016, 02:05 PM
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You know, based on Allahs claims of how Mormons think Jesus had no blood but hs "spirit" in his veins instead.

I'm more concerned thinking "What" would Jesus pee... did he have normal water fluid in his body and generated urine or was that always blood inside him or would he just be peeing some sort of spirit blood.

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29-04-2016, 09:19 AM
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so what did he poop? is that where the loaves of bread came from?
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29-04-2016, 09:26 AM
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(26-04-2016 05:29 PM)Born Again Pagan Wrote:  All the carrying on about how many batrooms should be made available for which people. We have to get to the bottom of "Where would Jesus Pee?"

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30-04-2016, 06:47 AM
RE: Where would Jesus Pee?
(27-04-2016 09:49 PM)dancefortwo Wrote:  
(26-04-2016 05:29 PM)Born Again Pagan Wrote:  All the carrying on about how many batrooms should be made available for which people. We have to get to the bottom of "Where would Jesus Pee?" He has no Y chromosome because no man contributed to his genetics. So with just one chrome it would be default be an X So even with the beard and all Where should Jesus be expected to pee?

Well, I thought Mr God contributed XY but Mrs. Mary didn't contribute anything, she was just the incubator. So Jesus only has half of his DNA making him a very, very weird dude. Going back a little further, Eve also has a problem, she is a clone of Adam so she's actually a he and only has XY which would make it impossible to reproduce. Apparently god wasn't the sharpest tool in the box, he didn't know too much about chromosomes and DNA.

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30-04-2016, 08:05 AM
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Laugh out loadLaugh out loadLaugh out load
funny topic with great replies.
I needed a good laugh today!
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