Which bible verse describes you best? [test]
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04-10-2014, 08:34 AM (This post was last modified: 04-10-2014 08:38 AM by Adrianime.)
Which bible verse describes you best? [test]
Haha, I just saw this on facebook and it seems like an awesome opportunity for a laugh.

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Your verse is:

Jer 29:11

For I know the thoughts that I think toward you, saith the Lord, thoughts of peace, and not of evil, to give you an expected end. Then shall ye call upon me, and ye shall go and pray unto me, and I will hearken unto you. And ye shall seek me, and find me, when ye shall search for me with all your heart. And I will be found of you, saith the Lord.

Hahha....k that makes no sense to me Undecided.

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05-10-2014, 03:30 AM
RE: Which bible verse describes you best? [test]
Revelation 12:9 - "And the great dragon was thrown down, the serpent of old who is called the devil and Satan, who deceives the whole world; he was thrown down to the earth, and his angels were thrown down with him."

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05-10-2014, 03:41 AM (This post was last modified: 05-10-2014 03:52 AM by Free Thought.)
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Quote:Jer 29:11

For I know the thoughts that I think toward you, saith the Lord, thoughts of peace, and not of evil, to give you an expected end. Then shall ye call upon me, and ye shall go and pray unto me, and I will hearken unto you. And ye shall seek me, and find me, when ye shall search for me with all your heart. And I will be found of you, saith the Lord.

It is this sort of shit which makes me insist that the Bible is among the worst works of literature known to man; almost the entire verse is redundant; "seek me and I will call to you, when you seek me and find me, you will seek for me and I will find you."
Anybody who praises this book on literary merits doesn't have the right to speak about literary anythings.

... At leas the verse says god thinks I am peaceful and not evil, which just goes to show god knows fuck all.

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05-10-2014, 04:20 AM
RE: Which bible verse describes you best? [test]
ahh I took one of these a while back. They're silly Tongue

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05-10-2014, 07:11 AM
RE: Which bible verse describes you best? [test]
1 Thessalonians 5:16 Rejoice always

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05-10-2014, 07:23 AM (This post was last modified: 05-10-2014 07:52 AM by One Above All.)
RE: Which bible verse describes you best? [test]
Revelation 6:7-8
When the Lamb opened the fourth seal, I heard the voice of the fourth living creature say, “Come!” I looked, and there before me was a pale horse! Its rider was named Death, and Hades was following close behind him. They were given power over a fourth of the earth to kill by sword, famine and plague, and by the wild beasts of the earth.

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EDIT: This was not my actual result. I just think that quizzes like this are stupid, so I picked my own.

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05-10-2014, 07:35 AM
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16 But if your servant says to you, “I do not want to leave you,” because he loves you and your family and is well off with you, 17 then take an awl and push it through his earlobe into the door, and he will become your servant for life. Do the same for your female servant.
Deuteronomy 15:16-17

I do this to all my servants

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05-10-2014, 08:27 AM
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(05-10-2014 07:23 AM)One Above All Wrote:  EDIT: This was not my actual result. I just think that quizzes like this are stupid, so I picked my own.

Me, too. Don't tell anyone.

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05-10-2014, 10:26 AM
RE: Which bible verse describes you best? [test]
Quote:Phil 4:13

I can do all things through Christ which strengtheneth me.

Okay, so what I'm getting from this is that I'm stupid, delusional, and have low self esteem.

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05-10-2014, 11:20 AM
RE: Which bible verse describes you best? [test]
Isa 40:31

But they that wait upon the Lord shall renew their strength; they shall mount up with wings as eagles; they shall run, and not be weary; and they shall walk, and not faint.


That's weird, out of the answers I gave. lol

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