Which is the dumbest superstition you've ever heard?
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13-09-2013, 07:02 PM
RE: Which is the dumbest superstition you've ever heard?
(13-09-2013 07:01 PM)Hughsie Wrote:  
(13-09-2013 07:00 PM)Ferdinand Wrote:  BUY A TREADMILL AND SOME SWEATPANTS

Where am I gonna put a treadmill? Can't imagine my parents will just let me put one in my front room. Sad

Your parents want you to be fat? Hahahahaha your life sucks.
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13-09-2013, 07:02 PM
RE: Which is the dumbest superstition you've ever heard?
(13-09-2013 07:02 PM)Ferdinand Wrote:  Your parents want you to be fat? Hahahahaha your life sucks.

Weeping

Best and worst of Ferdinand .....
Best
Ferdinand: We don't really say 'theist' in Alabama. Here, you're either a Christian, or you're from Afghanistan and we fucking hate you.
Worst
Ferdinand: Everyone from British is so, like, fucking retarded.
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13-09-2013, 07:05 PM
RE: Which is the dumbest superstition you've ever heard?
(13-09-2013 07:02 PM)Hughsie Wrote:  
(13-09-2013 07:02 PM)Ferdinand Wrote:  Your parents want you to be fat? Hahahahaha your life sucks.

Weeping

And your parents don't love you. Heart
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13-09-2013, 07:06 PM
RE: Which is the dumbest superstition you've ever heard?
(13-09-2013 07:05 PM)Ferdinand Wrote:  And your parents don't love you. Heart

You take me the verge of suicidal about my weight and then say that?!

You'll be sorry when I jump off a bridge!

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Ferdinand: We don't really say 'theist' in Alabama. Here, you're either a Christian, or you're from Afghanistan and we fucking hate you.
Worst
Ferdinand: Everyone from British is so, like, fucking retarded.
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13-09-2013, 07:07 PM
RE: Which is the dumbest superstition you've ever heard?
(13-09-2013 07:06 PM)Hughsie Wrote:  You take me the verge of suicidal about my weight and then say that?!

You'll be sorry when I jump off a bridge!

You ain't got balls that big. Big Grin
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13-09-2013, 07:08 PM
RE: Which is the dumbest superstition you've ever heard?
(13-09-2013 07:07 PM)Ferdinand Wrote:  You ain't got balls that big. Big Grin

And now you insult the size of my balls too?! WTF!

Best and worst of Ferdinand .....
Best
Ferdinand: We don't really say 'theist' in Alabama. Here, you're either a Christian, or you're from Afghanistan and we fucking hate you.
Worst
Ferdinand: Everyone from British is so, like, fucking retarded.
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13-09-2013, 07:09 PM
RE: Which is the dumbest superstition you've ever heard?
(13-09-2013 07:08 PM)Hughsie Wrote:  And now you insult the size of my balls too?! WTF!

Jumping off a building? Are you dumb? Kill yourself more creatively and painlessly. Shy
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13-09-2013, 07:11 PM
RE: Which is the dumbest superstition you've ever heard?
(13-09-2013 07:09 PM)Ferdinand Wrote:  Jumping off a building? Are you dumb? Kill yourself more creatively and painlessly. Shy

And now I'm not even capable of killing myself properly in your eyes! Is there anything you aren't gonna criticise about me?!

PS. What is less painful than an instant death? And I don't care about creativity, I'm trying to kill myself, not make a work of art.

Best and worst of Ferdinand .....
Best
Ferdinand: We don't really say 'theist' in Alabama. Here, you're either a Christian, or you're from Afghanistan and we fucking hate you.
Worst
Ferdinand: Everyone from British is so, like, fucking retarded.
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13-09-2013, 08:54 PM
RE: Which is the dumbest superstition you've ever heard?
If you tie a dead chook around a vicious dog's head will it become more docile?

Asked of Melbourne vet and president RSPCA.Confused
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14-09-2013, 07:20 AM
RE: Which is the dumbest superstition you've ever heard?
(13-09-2013 07:11 PM)Hughsie Wrote:  And now I'm not even capable of killing myself properly in your eyes! Is there anything you aren't gonna criticise about me?!

PS. What is less painful than an instant death? And I don't care about creativity, I'm trying to kill myself, not make a work of art.

Drink cleaning products and take sleeping pills. That way, you can sleep while your insides melt into a scrumptious soup. Heart
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