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23-01-2013, 09:28 AM
Which mainstream religion story...
is the most ridiculous? is the least ridiculous? would make the best movie?

1. Scientology
2. Buddhism
3. Scientology

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23-01-2013, 10:04 AM
RE: Which mainstream religion story...
1.Veridicanism
2.N/A
3.Mormonism

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23-01-2013, 10:18 AM
RE: Which mainstream religion story...
Are you trying to imply Scientology is a mainstream religion, OP?

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23-01-2013, 10:48 AM
RE: Which mainstream religion story...
Tied for 1 & 2: Mormons and Scientology
3: Hindu (really, come back as a starving cow?)

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23-01-2013, 10:57 AM
RE: Which mainstream religion story...

  1. Veridicanism
  2. Veridicanism
  3. Veridicanism

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23-01-2013, 11:09 AM
RE: Which mainstream religion story...
1. All of them
2. None of them
3. A movie? Please no!

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23-01-2013, 11:33 AM
RE: Which mainstream religion story...
1. Mormonism
2. pretty much all are ridiculous but at least buddhists don't start wars based on beliefs
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23-01-2013, 11:38 AM
RE: Which mainstream religion story...
They're all equally ridiculous. The only difference between Scientology and Christianity, for instance, is that Scientology is new to us. Xenu dropping spirits into volcanoes seems more absurd than talking snakes only because we've been hearing about talking snakes for longer.

As for which would make the best movie, I assume you mean a cinematic depiction of the beliefs themselves? Because with the right director and writing, I personally think the Biblical tale of creation and Mankind's divine retribution could be pretty epic.

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23-01-2013, 12:39 PM
RE: Which mainstream religion story...
In the south we have (in no particular order):

1. Evangelicals who roll around and speak in tongues (watch Marjoe for a taste of that)
2. Southern Baptists that forbid drinking, dancing and basically anything fun
3. Snake handlers

These are my southern top 3, but I agree as said above that all are equally nonsensical, not just Christian denominations. And I like KC's list especially!

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23-01-2013, 01:14 PM
RE: Which mainstream religion story...
Mormonism would make the best movie for sure. Wink
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