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27-12-2014, 09:19 AM
RE: Who Do I Have To Beat?
Maybe Bozo is a Woof puppet. Consider

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28-12-2014, 08:11 AM
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Why such concern with rep, OP? Do you have an egotistical obsession with your self image? Has no one yet suggested you gaze into a mirror and try to connect with the arrogant, self aggrandizing, smug bastard you project? You might give it a try... empathizing with that inner asshole might help you to understand that we're all here just trying to relate to one another as equal human beings.

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28-12-2014, 08:45 AM
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(28-12-2014 08:11 AM)kim Wrote:  Why such concern with rep, OP? Do you have an egotistical obsession with your self image?

Absolutely not.

For you see my child, I am His Glorious Flatulence Sri Baba Bozo, the founder of Bozoism the next great world (atheist) religion.

I am a great imaginary sage and I live with my many imaginary followers in our imaginary Gullible Gals Ashram, high in the mist covered peaks of the imaginary Mt. Felasco here in north Florida.

I dropped my egotistical obsession with my self image long long ago when I achieved the highly evolved state of Bozana, and became the most evolved, sage and important person in all of human history. Please write that down so you won't forget...

Most important person, in all of human history.

As a great Baba, I have amazing superpowers, such as for instance the ability to use typoholic mind control techniques to whip a busload of twenty something almost children up in to a hysterical quip happy frenzy. I only do this because they enjoy it so, and I enjoy seeing them dance on my strings like a collection of little puppets. They are so cute when they stamp their little feet!!!

However, I never talk about myself, except all the time, because I am not important at all, except that I really really am. I'm sure you can see the inherent contradictions of dualistic thought playing out across the landscape of the time/space continuum here.

So no, this thread is not about me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me.....

....not in any way whatsoever.
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28-12-2014, 08:50 AM
RE: Who Do I Have To Beat?
I'm humbled by your intellectual prowess, oh puppet master.
How's that self fellatio taste? Brings all new meaning to the thread title.

Dumbass.

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28-12-2014, 08:51 AM
RE: Who Do I Have To Beat?
(28-12-2014 08:45 AM)Baba Bozo Wrote:  
(28-12-2014 08:11 AM)kim Wrote:  Why such concern with rep, OP? Do you have an egotistical obsession with your self image?

Absolutely not.

For you see my child, I am His Glorious Flatulence Sri Baba Bozo, the founder of Bozoism the next great world (atheist) religion.

I am a great imaginary sage and I live with my many imaginary followers in our imaginary Gullible Gals Ashram, high in the mist covered peaks of the imaginary Mt. Felasco here in north Florida.

I dropped my egotistical obsession with my self image long long ago when I achieved the highly evolved state of Bozana, and became the most evolved, sage and important person in all of human history. Please write that down so you won't forget...

Most important person, in all of human history.

As a great Baba, I have amazing superpowers, such as for instance the ability to use typoholic mind control techniques to whip a busload of twenty something almost children up in to a hysterical quip happy frenzy. I only do this because they enjoy it so, and I enjoy seeing them dance on my strings like a collection of little puppets. They are so cute when they stamp their little feet!!!

However, I never talk about myself, except all the time, because I am not important at all, except that I really really am. I'm sure you can see the inherent contradictions of dualistic thought playing out across the landscape of the time/space continuum here.

So no, this thread is not about me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me.....

....not in any way whatsoever.

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28-12-2014, 08:52 AM
RE: Who Do I Have To Beat?
Who Do I Have To Beat?

Yourself. Frequently please. Maybe unto death. Thumbsup

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28-12-2014, 08:54 AM
RE: Who Do I Have To Beat?
(28-12-2014 08:52 AM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  Who Do I Have To Beat?

Yourself. Frequently please. Maybe unto death. Thumbsup

Geez, Bucky.

And here I was at the start of the thread trying to be subtle with it...

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28-12-2014, 08:58 AM
RE: Who Do I Have To Beat?
(28-12-2014 08:54 AM)Free Thought Wrote:  
(28-12-2014 08:52 AM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  Who Do I Have To Beat?

Yourself. Frequently please. Maybe unto death. Thumbsup

Geez, Bucky.

And here I was at the start of the thread trying to be subtle with it...

You'd first have to subtly show that being subtle would work for the Bozo question.
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28-12-2014, 11:38 AM
RE: Who Do I Have To Beat?
(25-12-2014 05:32 PM)Free Thought Wrote:  Only person you have to beat it yourself.

He said "beat" not "beat off."
Get your mind out of the gutter!
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28-12-2014, 12:00 PM
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(28-12-2014 08:50 AM)Nurse Wrote:  I'm humbled by your intellectual prowess, oh puppet master.
How's that self fellatio taste? Brings all new meaning to the thread title.

Dumbass.

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