Who should I marry in Skyrim?
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07-10-2013, 01:39 PM
RE: Who should I marry in Skyrim?
(07-10-2013 07:37 AM)earmuffs Wrote:  Is it just me or is the second ones tits really pointy?
The bitch could poke someone's eye out with those things.

I think that's sort of the idea... metal tits, may as well sharpen them.

In the heat of combat, if all else fails I just whip me cock out and beat 'em to death.

Why not do the same with tits?

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07-10-2013, 05:05 PM
RE: Who should I marry in Skyrim?
(07-10-2013 02:03 AM)EvolutionKills Wrote:  List of marriageable NPC's in Skyrim.

Personal favorites?

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I'm on my third play through of Skyrim and I've never once been able to spawn Jordis the sword maiden after becoming Thane of Solitude and purchasing Proudspire. And I'm on my third fucking playthrough. Every time I've played through, I've experienced different bugs, but only few repeatedly. This is one I've always had a problem with.

Quote:When you become a thane of Solitude, she may still not spawn, but using the console command player.moveto will place you next to the bench in the living room area. This indicates that she does exist but is not displayed, nor can she be interacted with.

Unfortunately, I play on console, and there hasn't been a fix (for me and other players suffering, at least.) It kind of pisses me off. I'd like to at least see her personality, and it's unfortunate I won't be able to. I'm on my third play through, and haven't become Thane or purchased Proudspire yet.

I've married Aela the Huntress and Mjoll the Lioness. They're both good candidates. Mjoll's sweet and strong, Aela's a badass... But Aela sounds like a man, and after a while, that starts to just... I don't know... make me furious. Sad
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07-10-2013, 08:06 PM
RE: Who should I marry in Skyrim?
(07-10-2013 01:39 PM)Paranoidsam Wrote:  
(07-10-2013 07:37 AM)earmuffs Wrote:  Is it just me or is the second ones tits really pointy?
The bitch could poke someone's eye out with those things.

I think that's sort of the idea... metal tits, may as well sharpen them.

In the heat of combat, if all else fails I just whip me cock out and beat 'em to death.

Why not do the same with tits?

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You raise valid points good sir.

Carry on.

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07-10-2013, 08:08 PM
RE: Who should I marry in Skyrim?
(07-10-2013 07:37 AM)earmuffs Wrote:  Is it just me or is the second ones tits really pointy?
The bitch could poke someone's eye out with those things.

The fuck do you know about tits earmuffs? Big Grin

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08-10-2013, 09:21 AM
RE: Who should I marry in Skyrim?
(07-10-2013 08:06 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  
(07-10-2013 01:39 PM)Paranoidsam Wrote:  I think that's sort of the idea... metal tits, may as well sharpen them.

In the heat of combat, if all else fails I just whip me cock out and beat 'em to death.

Why not do the same with tits?

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You raise valid points good sir.

Carry on.

I have some ideas for a siege engine along similar lines... based on this album cover.

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08-10-2013, 04:16 PM
RE: Who should I marry in Skyrim?
CAN SOMEONE TELL ME WHY I CAN NEVER SPAWN JORDIS THE SWORD MAIDEN SHE IS SEXY AND I WANT HER TO BE MY FOLLOWER
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08-10-2013, 04:25 PM
RE: Who should I marry in Skyrim?
(08-10-2013 04:16 PM)Ferdinand Wrote:  CAN SOMEONE TELL ME WHY I CAN NEVER SPAWN JORDIS THE SWORD MAIDEN SHE IS SEXY AND I WANT HER TO BE MY FOLLOWER

Simple:
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08-10-2013, 04:30 PM
RE: Who should I marry in Skyrim?
(08-10-2013 04:25 PM)ELK12695 Wrote:  Simple:
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08-10-2013, 04:32 PM
RE: Who should I marry in Skyrim?
(08-10-2013 04:30 PM)Ferdinand Wrote:  
(08-10-2013 04:25 PM)ELK12695 Wrote:  Simple:
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Sadly, this is the solution:




But I'll work out I'm sure.

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08-10-2013, 06:31 PM
RE: Who should I marry in Skyrim?
How come this Xbox has got a shiny tray?

I wanna shiny tray!

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