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19-07-2013, 12:52 PM
Who wants to pull my finger? And other fart stories.
Embarrassing stories of cutting the cheese and getting caught.





Aaaaaannndddd.....



Go!

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19-07-2013, 12:57 PM
RE: Who wants to pull my finger? And other fart stories.
(19-07-2013 12:52 PM)Erxomai Wrote:  Embarrassing stories of cutting the cheese and getting caught.





Aaaaaannndddd.....



Go!

What about pushing too hard and crapping yourself?



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19-07-2013, 01:01 PM
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I was snowboarding with my boss and I purposely cut one thinking, "No way anyone is going to hear this." Needless to say, it was a loud one and she heard it. I didn't realize she came to stop like me (she was riding behind me lol).

So she says, "Just letting them rip on the trail huh?"

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19-07-2013, 01:07 PM
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We were all sitting in the back of the bus and my friend tried to fart. He wanted to stink up the bus so everyone would HAVE to open their windows (it was in the middle of winter.)

He accidentally sharted (shit) himself.

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19-07-2013, 01:11 PM
Who wants to pull my finger? And other fart stories.
(19-07-2013 12:57 PM)ghostexorcist Wrote:  
(19-07-2013 12:52 PM)Erxomai Wrote:  Embarrassing stories of cutting the cheese and getting caught.





Aaaaaannndddd.....



Go!

What about pushing too hard and crapping yourself?




I believe you refer to the insidious shart.

If you've found you've sharted in your pants, Emily Post's Rules of Sharting Etiquette requires that you leave your sharty undies in the bathroom for some poor sucker to throw away.

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19-07-2013, 01:12 PM
Who wants to pull my finger? And other fart stories.
(19-07-2013 01:01 PM)NoahsFarce Wrote:  I was snowboarding with my boss and I purposely cut one thinking, "No way anyone is going to hear this." Needless to say, it was a loud one and she heard it. I didn't realize she came to stop like me (she was riding behind me lol).

So she says, "Just letting them rip on the trail huh?"

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You could've started an avalanche!

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19-07-2013, 01:13 PM
Who wants to pull my finger? And other fart stories.
(19-07-2013 01:07 PM)Ferdinand Wrote:  We were all sitting in the back of the bus and my friend tried to fart. He wanted to stink up the bus so everyone would HAVE to open their windows (it was in the middle of winter.)

He accidentally sharted (shit) himself.

Weeping

By "friend" aren't you really referring to yourself?

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19-07-2013, 01:14 PM
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(19-07-2013 01:13 PM)Erxomai Wrote:  By "friend" aren't you really referring to yourself?

I was honestly referring to Noah.
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19-07-2013, 01:18 PM
Who wants to pull my finger? And other fart stories.
(19-07-2013 01:14 PM)Ferdinand Wrote:  
(19-07-2013 01:13 PM)Erxomai Wrote:  By "friend" aren't you really referring to yourself?

I was honestly referring to Noah.

Noah's your friend? No wonder you're depressed. Drinking Beverage

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19-07-2013, 01:21 PM
RE: Who wants to pull my finger? And other fart stories.
(19-07-2013 01:11 PM)Erxomai Wrote:  
(19-07-2013 12:57 PM)ghostexorcist Wrote:  What about pushing too hard and crapping yourself?




I believe you refer to the insidious shart.

If you've found you've sharted in your pants, Emily Post's Rules of Sharting Etiquette requires that you leave your sharty undies in the bathroom for some poor sucker to throw away.

Why don't we have a queefing Shartnado thread?

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