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31-07-2017, 07:11 AM
RE: Who won the War in Heaven.
(31-07-2017 06:52 AM)Old Man Marsh Wrote:  How is it possible to wage war against an immortal, omnipotent, invincible, and all-controlling thing?

Seriously. Does this thing have weaknesses that we just don't know about?

Kryptonite?

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31-07-2017, 07:42 AM
RE: Who won the War in Heaven.
Satan's still supposed to lose at some point in the future and get cast out into the shadows or some such punishment...you'd think he could read the bible like anyone else and change plans accordingly.

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31-07-2017, 08:15 AM (This post was last modified: 31-07-2017 08:23 AM by Thoreauvian.)
RE: Who won the War in Heaven.
(31-07-2017 06:52 AM)Old Man Marsh Wrote:  How is it possible to wage war against an immortal, omnipotent, invincible, and all-controlling thing?

Seriously. Does this thing have weaknesses that we just don't know about?

Yeah, it's like the characters in a novel waging war against their author. It's probably just bad writing.
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31-07-2017, 09:37 AM
RE: Who won the War in Heaven.
The winner of the "war in heaven" is the priesthood that can use it to dehumanize people and keep them paying dues out of fear.



Not that I'm cynical about it all....

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31-07-2017, 10:42 AM
RE: Who won the War in Heaven.
(31-07-2017 06:52 AM)Old Man Marsh Wrote:  How is it possible to wage war against an immortal, omnipotent, invincible, and all-controlling thing?

Seriously. Does this thing have weaknesses that we just don't know about?

Why would an immortal, omnipotent, invincible, and all-controlling thing create a creature that would revolt against Him?
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31-07-2017, 10:44 AM (This post was last modified: 31-07-2017 10:48 AM by unsapien.)
RE: Who won the War in Heaven.
(31-07-2017 07:11 AM)Norm Deplume Wrote:  
(31-07-2017 06:52 AM)Old Man Marsh Wrote:  How is it possible to wage war against an immortal, omnipotent, invincible, and all-controlling thing?

Seriously. Does this thing have weaknesses that we just don't know about?

Kryptonite?

Actually...Iron (Judges 1:19)
And...trees (Genesis 3:8), (Mark 11:12-25)

EDIT: Which actually explains why he couldn't get down from the cross... iron nails...wooden cross.

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31-07-2017, 11:52 AM
RE: Who won the War in Heaven.
(31-07-2017 10:44 AM)unsapien Wrote:  
(31-07-2017 07:11 AM)Norm Deplume Wrote:  Kryptonite?

Actually...Iron (Judges 1:19)
And...trees (Genesis 3:8), (Mark 11:12-25)

EDIT: Which actually explains why he couldn't get down from the cross... iron nails...wooden cross.

All that iron in blood may not have been that great an idea in retrospect. Though I suppose being bathed in the blood of Christ might protect one from...er...God.

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31-07-2017, 12:13 PM
RE: Who won the War in Heaven.
(31-07-2017 10:44 AM)unsapien Wrote:  
(31-07-2017 07:11 AM)Norm Deplume Wrote:  Kryptonite?

Actually...Iron (Judges 1:19)
And...trees (Genesis 3:8), (Mark 11:12-25)

EDIT: Which actually explains why he couldn't get down from the cross... iron nails...wooden cross.

In that case, I hereby challenge God to a smack down behind Old Johnson's barn at high-noon tomorrow!

That is, if he isn't CHICKEN!!!

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31-07-2017, 12:54 PM
RE: Who won the War in Heaven.
I heard the Chairubim won.
They got the seats. The rest are standing around for what seems an eternity.

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31-07-2017, 01:38 PM
RE: Who won the War in Heaven.
(31-07-2017 12:54 PM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  I heard the Chairubim won.
They got the seats. The rest are standing around for what seems an eternity.


Well, that'd explain Calvinism, if nothing else: salvation is one big-ass game of musical chairs - there just ain't enough for everyone Drinking Beverage

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