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31-07-2017, 01:54 PM
RE: Who won the War in Heaven.
Are you sure you aren't confusing it with Johnny beating the Devil in a fiddle contest in Georgia?

Spoiler alert: Johnny won.
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01-08-2017, 08:47 AM
RE: Who won the War in Heaven.
(31-07-2017 01:54 PM)ResidentEvilFan Wrote:  Are you sure you aren't confusing it with Johnny beating the Devil in a fiddle contest in Georgia?

Spoiler alert: Johnny won.

"I beat the devil, and all I got was this lousy golden fiddle!"

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01-08-2017, 08:59 AM
RE: Who won the War in Heaven.
(31-07-2017 01:38 PM)Vera Wrote:  
(31-07-2017 12:54 PM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  I heard the Chairubim won.
They got the seats. The rest are standing around for what seems an eternity.


Well, that'd explain Calvinism, if nothing else: salvation is one big-ass game of musical chairs - there just ain't enough for everyone Drinking Beverage

I'd prefer Hobbism. Tongue
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01-08-2017, 09:17 AM
RE: Who won the War in Heaven.
(01-08-2017 08:59 AM)Gawdzilla Wrote:  
(31-07-2017 01:38 PM)Vera Wrote:  Well, that'd explain Calvinism, if nothing else: salvation is one big-ass game of musical chairs - there just ain't enough for everyone Drinking Beverage

I'd prefer Hobbism. Tongue

When the music stops you grab a chair and smash it over someone's head Yes
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01-08-2017, 11:18 AM
RE: Who won the War in Heaven.
(01-08-2017 09:17 AM)jerry mcmasters Wrote:  
(01-08-2017 08:59 AM)Gawdzilla Wrote:  I'd prefer Hobbism. Tongue

When the music stops you grab a chair and smash it over someone's head Yes
Had a girlfriend I nicknamed "Kay Oz". She was a female Calvin.
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01-08-2017, 11:58 AM
RE: Who won the War in Heaven.
(31-07-2017 07:11 AM)Norm Deplume Wrote:  
(31-07-2017 06:52 AM)Old Man Marsh Wrote:  How is it possible to wage war against an immortal, omnipotent, invincible, and all-controlling thing?

Seriously. Does this thing have weaknesses that we just don't know about?

Kryptonite?

While we are there, discussing which fictionnal character would win in a brawl, I have a question.

If I get attacked by God, I can beat him with an Iron Chariot (or threaten to reveal his True Name in some stories). If I am attacked by Superman, I need a good chunk of Kryptonite. What's the easy trick to win if I get attacked by Wonder Woman?

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01-08-2017, 12:16 PM
RE: Who won the War in Heaven.
Hmmm. I wonder if there was a way to keep her from being able to spin. I mean, she can't transform if she can't spin, right? Sort of like how my dogs can't shake all over me after a bath as long as I hold his/her snout still. I gotta think about this one.

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01-08-2017, 07:56 PM
RE: Who won the War in Heaven.
Well, well... guess who didn't show up today?

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01-08-2017, 10:39 PM
RE: Who won the War in Heaven.
(31-07-2017 06:52 AM)Old Man Marsh Wrote:  How is it possible to wage war against an immortal, omnipotent, invincible, and all-controlling thing?

Seriously. Does this thing have weaknesses that we just don't know about?

Its weakness is sceptics. It avoids them like the plague.

I have a website here which discusses the issues and terminology surrounding religion and atheism. It's hopefully user friendly to all.
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01-08-2017, 11:03 PM
RE: Who won the War in Heaven.
Still too close to call.

#sigh
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