Whose leg do you have to hump to get a drink around here?
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29-03-2015, 08:13 AM
RE: Whose leg do you have to hump to get a drink around here?
It appears Dom has the supplies. I used to bartend...I offer my services. The drinks get better as the tips improve. Big Grin

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29-03-2015, 08:17 AM
RE: Whose leg do you have to hump to get a drink around here?
To answer your question

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29-03-2015, 08:23 AM
RE: Whose leg do you have to hump to get a drink around here?
(29-03-2015 08:12 AM)One Above All Wrote:  To answer your question: it depends on how good-looking you are.

Well, as the drinks pour in, looks tend to improve, as do the odds of...humping. Tongue

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29-03-2015, 08:30 AM
RE: Whose leg do you have to hump to get a drink around here?
(29-03-2015 08:23 AM)Nurse Wrote:  
(29-03-2015 08:12 AM)One Above All Wrote:  To answer your question: it depends on how good-looking you are.

Well, as the drinks pour in, looks tend to improve, as do the odds of...humping. Tongue

I don't drink, so...

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29-03-2015, 08:34 AM
RE: Whose leg do you have to hump to get a drink around here?
(29-03-2015 08:12 AM)One Above All Wrote:  To answer your question: it depends on how good-looking you are.

That's me knackered, then...

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29-03-2015, 08:37 AM
RE: Whose leg do you have to hump to get a drink around here?
Welcome to the jungle.

I was a member at AF for a bit, but I just didn't like the platform.

Check out my now-defunct atheism blog. It's just a blog, no ads, no revenue, no gods.
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29-03-2015, 08:39 AM
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(29-03-2015 08:37 AM)WillHopp Wrote:  Welcome to the jungle.

I was a member at AF for a bit, but I just didn't like the platform.

looks the same to me, apart from neg rep
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29-03-2015, 08:45 AM
RE: Whose leg do you have to hump to get a drink around here?
I rage-quit AF after the mods started trolling the members. And I'm the prophet around here

poopyhead!

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29-03-2015, 08:48 AM
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(29-03-2015 08:34 AM)Stimbo Wrote:  
(29-03-2015 08:12 AM)One Above All Wrote:  To answer your question: it depends on how good-looking you are.

That's me knackered, then...

Confused

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29-03-2015, 08:53 AM
RE: Whose leg do you have to hump to get a drink around here?
Hey Stimbo, I occasionally go to AF and sniff around so I'm familiar with you and the gang but TTA is my stomping ground. I find it difficult to keep up with one group of misfits let alone two Angel unlike Chas and Min.

Anyway welcome, you guys made me feel at home at AF so let me pour you a drink! What'll it be?

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