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09-02-2015, 03:58 PM
Why Achmed is Pissed
I've thought of this a few times and thought I'd share it...

It seems some Islamic guys are really pissed off. Pissed off enough to strap bombs to themselves and blow themselves up - for the promise of 72 virgins in the afterlife.

Now -- clearly these guys haven't thought this through.

Let me explain.

Clearly - these guys think that virginity makes a woman more desirable. I have no idea why, but it seems so. (Myself - I'd want some experienced women.)

So - if virginity is all important - doesn't that mean they only get sex from these 72, only once each?

And -- if you figure --- Eternity divided by 72, is eternity - basically - they're going to go FOREVER - without getting laid.

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It's no wonder they're pissed.

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09-02-2015, 04:07 PM
RE: Why Achmed is Pissed
(09-02-2015 03:58 PM)onlinebiker Wrote:  I've thought of this a few times and thought I'd share it...

It seems some Islamic guys are really pissed off. Pissed off enough to strap bombs to themselves and blow themselves up - for the promise of 72 virgins in the afterlife.

Now -- clearly these guys haven't thought this through.

Let me explain.

Clearly - these guys think that virginity makes a woman more desirable. I have no idea why, but it seems so. (Myself - I'd want some experienced women.)

So - if virginity is all important - doesn't that mean they only get sex from these 72, only once each?

And -- if you figure --- Eternity divided by 72, is eternity - basically - they're going to go FOREVER - without getting laid.

....
It's no wonder they're pissed.

Virgins are more desirable because the female's hymen is seen as a fucking currency (sickening as it is) in the minds of these people.

Secondly, they also haven't thought through the fact that they're going to spend eternity with 72 mothers in law.

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09-02-2015, 04:12 PM
RE: Why Achmed is Pissed
(09-02-2015 03:58 PM)onlinebiker Wrote:  I've thought of this a few times and thought I'd share it...

It seems some Islamic guys are really pissed off. Pissed off enough to strap bombs to themselves and blow themselves up - for the promise of 72 virgins in the afterlife.

Now -- clearly these guys haven't thought this through.

Let me explain.

Clearly - these guys think that virginity makes a woman more desirable. I have no idea why, but it seems so. (Myself - I'd want some experienced women.)

So - if virginity is all important - doesn't that mean they only get sex from these 72, only once each?

And -- if you figure --- Eternity divided by 72, is eternity - basically - they're going to go FOREVER - without getting laid.

....
It's no wonder they're pissed.

I believe these are magic perpetually regenerating virgins. Consider

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09-02-2015, 04:22 PM
Why Achmed is Pissed
Chas is right. I've asked and from what I understand, it's 72 virgins and upon deflowering them they get more. Don't know if he has to spoil all of them before getting more if they can get a few at a time.

Either way, makes no sense.
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09-02-2015, 04:25 PM
RE: Why Achmed is Pissed
I prefer to think that once they've been violated - the virgins get an upgrade to Flying Spaghetti Monster heaven......

That'd only be fair...

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They suffered enough already at the hands of the goat smelling bastards....

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