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09-08-2014, 08:29 AM
RE: Why I Don't Believe in Atheism
(09-08-2014 07:59 AM)cjlr Wrote:  
(09-08-2014 12:56 AM)hbl Wrote:  Abraham was 18 in 3986 BC and 2015 is the 120th Jubilee from 3986 BC. Christ is about to return with the sign of the Son of Man asteroid Apophis April 13, 2029 so Jesus returns sometime later that year.

Oh, boy. I can't wait!

I mean, I already got to see the world end in 1997, 2000, 2001, 2011, and 2012.

Why do I strongly suspect that as soon as April 14 2029 rolls around, the shit-eating True Believers like you will carrying on with a new data as if you'd never claimed anything different?

Should we form a committee to plan the welcome back party?

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09-08-2014, 08:32 AM
RE: Why I Don't Believe in Atheism
(09-08-2014 08:29 AM)Anjele Wrote:  
(09-08-2014 07:59 AM)cjlr Wrote:  Oh, boy. I can't wait!

I mean, I already got to see the world end in 1997, 2000, 2001, 2011, and 2012.

Why do I strongly suspect that as soon as April 14 2029 rolls around, the shit-eating True Believers like you will carrying on with a new data as if you'd never claimed anything different?

Should we form a committee to plan the welcome back party?

I'll bring the booze. Thumbsup

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09-08-2014, 08:41 AM
RE: Why I Don't Believe in Atheism
(09-08-2014 08:32 AM)KidCharlemagne1962 Wrote:  
(09-08-2014 08:29 AM)Anjele Wrote:  Should we form a committee to plan the welcome back party?

I'll bring the booze. Thumbsup

If wine was Jesus's blood, what would booze be?

“You see… sometimes life gives you lemons. And when that happens… you need to find some spell that makes lemons explode, because lemons are terrible. I only ate them once and I can say with certainty they are the worst fruit. If life gave me lemons, I would view it as nothing short of a declaration of war."
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09-08-2014, 08:46 AM
RE: Why I Don't Believe in Atheism
(09-08-2014 08:41 AM)DemonicLemon Wrote:  
(09-08-2014 08:32 AM)KidCharlemagne1962 Wrote:  I'll bring the booze. Thumbsup

If wine was Jesus's blood, what would booze be?

Jesus Jizz.

Obviously.

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09-08-2014, 08:47 AM
RE: Why I Don't Believe in Atheism
I am disappointed that no one has mentioned Cheese for the welcome back party.
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09-08-2014, 08:49 AM (This post was last modified: 09-08-2014 08:59 AM by hbl.)
RE: Why I Don't Believe in Atheism
(09-08-2014 07:59 AM)cjlr Wrote:  the world end in 1997, 2000, 2001, 2011, and 2012.

Why would you think the world ends on those dates? When Jesus returns the world doesn't end, but the millennial kingdom begins on earth.

Rev. 6.12 says 3 things happen before the Tribulation lasting 7 years.

1) Great earthquake - Haiti 2010/Japan 2011 - never happened before, 320,000 deaths - 2nd most deaths from any earthquake; 4th greatest in magnitude 9.0.
2) Unique solar eclipse - long H3 Hybrid Nov. 3, 2013 - 4th since Christ and won't happen again till 2172.
3) 2014/15 Tetrad - 8th occurrence since Christ, won't happen again till 2582/83 (and no unique solar eclipse attached to it).

4) Third Temple construction must be completed before Jesus returns since Jesus reigns in the Temple. It takes at least 4 years to build because the one in Brazil took that long. But it must be completed leaving 2300 days (Dan. 8.14) for the Temple to be cleansed from Passover 2023 to Tisha B'Av 2029.
5) Implant under skin to buy and sell is pervasive.
6) Matt. 24.30 sign of the Son of Man - asteroid Apophis April 13, 2029. So Jesus returns 2029 at the end of the 7 year Tribulation.
7) 7 year preparatory period from 2015-2022.
8) Tribulation 2022 to 2029. There are exactly 2,520 days from Feast of Trumpets Sept. 26, 2022 to Day of Atonement Sept. 19, 2029. 2,520 is 7 x 360 and the smallest number divisible from 2 to 10 of Daniel's prophecy (Dan. 9.24-27).

So you can see Jesus can't return until these things happen so all the dates you gave have nothing to do with Scripture.

You're confused.
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09-08-2014, 08:51 AM
RE: Why I Don't Believe in Atheism
I think we should return this thread to cheese:




Gods derive their power from post-hoc rationalizations. -The Inquisition

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09-08-2014, 08:56 AM
RE: Why I Don't Believe in Atheism
(09-08-2014 08:46 AM)DLJ Wrote:  
(09-08-2014 08:41 AM)DemonicLemon Wrote:  If wine was Jesus's blood, what would booze be?

Jesus Jizz.

Obviously.

Drinking Beverage

How did I know this reply from you was inevitable? Hey, I must be psychic or something.Drinking Beverage

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09-08-2014, 08:57 AM
RE: Why I Don't Believe in Atheism
(09-08-2014 08:49 AM)hbl Wrote:  
(09-08-2014 07:59 AM)cjlr Wrote:  the world end in 1997, 2000, 2001, 2011, and 2012.

Why would you think the world ends on those dates? When Jesus returns the world doesn't end, but the millennial kingdom begins on earth.

Rev. 6.12 says 3 things happen before the Tribulation lasting 7 years.

1) Great earthquake - Haiti 2010/Japan 2011 - never happened before

And, uh, that's the best you can do, eh?

It may shock you to know this, but earthquakes have happened before.

Are you even trying?

(09-08-2014 08:49 AM)hbl Wrote:  2) Unique solar eclipse - long H3 Hybrid Nov. 3, 2013 - 4th since Christ.

Eclipses happen all the time.

(09-08-2014 08:49 AM)hbl Wrote:  3) 2014/15 Tetrad.

Is that a reference to that idiotic moon nonsense?

(09-08-2014 08:49 AM)hbl Wrote:  4) Third Temple construction must be completed before Jesus returns.

Which according to you will happen in the next 15 years.

(09-08-2014 08:49 AM)hbl Wrote:  5) Implant under skin to buy and sell.

Wait, what?

Are you even trying?

(09-08-2014 08:49 AM)hbl Wrote:  So you can see Jesus can't return until these things happen so all the dates you gave have nothing to do with Scripture.

Not according to the people who gave them.

I'd be surprised to learn that dates given by the likes of Pat Robertson, Jerry Falwell, and Harold Camping have "nothing to do with Scripture".

Or I guess we could always go full no-true-scotsman on every single religious disagreement ever. That's an option.

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09-08-2014, 09:01 AM
RE: Why I Don't Believe in Atheism
(09-08-2014 08:57 AM)cjlr Wrote:  Which according to you will happen in the next 15 years.

No. You misread what I said. Since it takes at least 4 years to build and it must be completed before Passover 2023 then construction must commence no later than 2020.

And construction cannot start before 2015 because the Tetrad 2014/15 points to the 3rd Temple construction.
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