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27-11-2013, 09:53 AM
RE: Why I am Jesus Christ
Hmm.. So why is it that loads of people are the reincarnation of jesus and there are no reincarnations of Judas or Pontius Pilate?

Can i be the reincarnation of someone cool too, ooh can i be the reincarnation of Chuck Norris? Cos Chuck Norris doesnt have to be dead to be reincarnated
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27-11-2013, 10:09 AM
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(27-11-2013 09:53 AM)PursuingTruth Wrote:  Hmm.. So why is it that loads of people are the reincarnation of Jesus and there are no reincarnations of Judas or Pontius Pilate?

Can i be the reincarnation of someone cool too, ooh can i be the reincarnation of Chuck Norris? Cos Chuck Norris doesnt have to be dead to be reincarnated

You have to BEEEEE Jesus, not just be reborn with his moksha essence!

The reincarnations of the figures you mentioned do exist, but probably in a higher universe like Naraka or even Gehenna.
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27-11-2013, 10:09 AM
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(26-11-2013 09:50 PM)Anjele Wrote:  I would like to ask Jesus a question. What's your middle initial (H) stand for?
(26-11-2013 11:21 PM)evenheathen Wrote:  
(26-11-2013 10:49 PM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  Duh. It's for Harold.
What, you never said your prayers ?
"Our Father, who art in heaven, ... Harold be thy name".
I was mislead in the original greek translation. I always though it was Hector. Huh

I don't know... I always thought it was Howard - "Our father, who art in heaven, Howard be thy name..."
But now that Bucky says it's Harold... Consider that really makes so much more sense...
"Hark! the Harold Angels Sing... " It fits!! Jesus Harold Christ!

Now we have something complete to scream, when that jackass going 70 mph, cuts 3 cars off in traffic to get into the right lane.

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27-11-2013, 10:11 AM
RE: Why I am Jesus Christ
(27-11-2013 10:09 AM)kim Wrote:  
(26-11-2013 09:50 PM)Anjele Wrote:  I would like to ask Jesus a question. What's your middle initial (H) stand for?
(26-11-2013 11:21 PM)evenheathen Wrote:  I was mislead in the original greek translation. I always though it was Hector. Huh

I don't know... I always thought it was Howard - "Our father, who art in heaven, Howard be thy name..."
But now that Bucky says it's Harold... Consider that really makes so much more sense...
"Hark! the Harold Angels Sing... " It fits!! Jesus Harold Christ!

Now we have something complete to scream, when that jackass going 70 mph, cuts 3 cars off in traffic to get into the right lane.

Angel And a little former alter boy shall lead them unto a more fulfilling road rage.

No, my middle name is Ivan. Harold is a Germanic name anyhow.
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27-11-2013, 10:15 AM
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(27-11-2013 10:11 AM)ALMASSAH Wrote:  
(27-11-2013 10:09 AM)kim Wrote:  I don't know... I always thought it was Howard - "Our father, who art in heaven, Howard be thy name..."
But now that Bucky says it's Harold... Consider that really makes so much more sense...
"Hark! the Harold Angels Sing... " It fits!! Jesus Harold Christ!

Now we have something complete to scream, when that jackass going 70 mph, cuts 3 cars off in traffic to get into the right lane.

Angel And a little former alter boy shall lead them unto a more fulfilling road rage.

No, my middle name is Ivan. Harold is a Germanic name anyhow.

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27-11-2013, 10:17 AM
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I thought you middle name was Apishit?
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27-11-2013, 10:18 AM
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Oh boy.

We must have a sign out that I didn't know about.

"All reincarnations of Christ, apply here."

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27-11-2013, 10:20 AM
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It is coming up on Christmas season and the Christies have to remind us of the reason for the season.

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27-11-2013, 10:22 AM
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(27-11-2013 10:18 AM)Dom Wrote:  Oh boy.

We must have a sign out that I didn't know about.

"All reincarnations of Christ, apply here."

Well, either that or the fact that they don't get the immediate banhammer.

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27-11-2013, 10:28 AM
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(27-11-2013 10:20 AM)Anjele Wrote:  It is coming up on Christmas season and the Christies have to remind us of the reason for the season.

Other day I added salt to my supper.

I thought it'd make it tasty...

That was the reasoning for the seasoning.

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