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27-11-2013, 10:28 AM
RE: Why I am Jesus Christ
(27-11-2013 09:53 AM)PursuingTruth Wrote:  Hmm.. So why is it that loads of people are the reincarnation of jesus and there are no reincarnations of Judas or Pontius Pilate?

OH - can I be Judas? Blush I always liked him.

He had that bromance thing going on with Jesus but, Jesus was like, "Judas, I'm all into Mary and she's like, duh - a whore - for the win."

Judas did understand this and knew that as long as he stuck around, they would surely all get to fuck in a big pile one day.

So, it came to pass that Jesus asked Judas to turn him in and later they would meet up in the immortal realm of Barbelo.
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My admiration for Judas has expanded considerably since National Geographic published the Gospel Of Judas. It's so fucking cool - I don't see why someone hasn't made a movie of this shit. Shy

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27-11-2013, 10:28 AM
RE: Why I am Jesus Christ
(27-11-2013 10:15 AM)Chas Wrote:  
(27-11-2013 10:11 AM)ALMASSAH Wrote:  No, my middle name is Ivan. Harold is a Germanic name anyhow.

Why are you here? Consider

To attack, disprove and destroy atheism one place at a time.
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27-11-2013, 10:31 AM
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(27-11-2013 10:20 AM)Anjele Wrote:  It is coming up on Christmas season and the Christies have to remind us of the reason for the season.
Yeshua ben Yusef, the supreme Jesus of our time, was not even born on Dec. 25th.
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27-11-2013, 10:31 AM
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(27-11-2013 10:28 AM)ALMASSAH Wrote:  
(27-11-2013 10:15 AM)Chas Wrote:  Why are you here? Consider

To attack, disprove and destroy atheism one place at a time.

Laughat

Son of God, why don'tcha just wave your magic woo-stick and *change my mind* ?

I'm sure you've got a bullshit reason you can't.

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(06-02-2014 03:47 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  And I'm giving myself a conclusion again from all the facepalming.
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27-11-2013, 10:32 AM
RE: Why I am Jesus Christ
(27-11-2013 10:28 AM)kim Wrote:  
(27-11-2013 09:53 AM)PursuingTruth Wrote:  Hmm.. So why is it that loads of people are the reincarnation of jesus and there are no reincarnations of Judas or Pontius Pilate?

OH - can I be Judas? Blush I always liked him.

He had that bromance thing going on with Jesus but, Jesus was like, "Judas, I'm all into Mary and she's like, duh - a whore - for the win."

Judas did understand this and knew that as long as he stuck around, they would surely all get to fuck in a big pile one day.

So, it came to pass that Jesus asked Judas to turn him in and later they would meet up in the immortal realm of Barbelo.
***

My admiration for Judas has expanded considerably since National Geographic published the Gospel Of Judas. It's so fucking cool - I don't see why someone hasn't made a movie of this shit. Shy

Those people who believe in the Gospel of Judas are crazy.
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27-11-2013, 10:32 AM
RE: Why I am Jesus Christ
(27-11-2013 10:28 AM)ALMASSAH Wrote:  
(27-11-2013 10:15 AM)Chas Wrote:  Why are you here? Consider

To attack, disprove and destroy atheism one place at a time.

Oops

The only way to "destroy atheism" is to destroy theism. Be my guest. Wink

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27-11-2013, 10:32 AM
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What a coincidence. Me too!

You do realize Jesus was an atheist right?

As it was in the beginning is now and ever shall be, world without end. Amen.
And I will show you something different from either
Your shadow at morning striding behind you
Or your shadow at evening rising to meet you;
I will show you fear in a handful of dust.
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27-11-2013, 10:34 AM
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(27-11-2013 10:31 AM)morondog Wrote:  
(27-11-2013 10:28 AM)ALMASSAH Wrote:  To attack, disprove and destroy atheism one place at a time.

Laughat

Son of God, why don'tcha just wave your magic woo-stick and *change my mind* ?

I'm sure you've got a bullshit reason you can't.

I cannot because miracles are forbidden in the Millennium before my second coming (which will end in 27 years).
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27-11-2013, 10:35 AM
RE: Why I am Jesus Christ
(27-11-2013 10:32 AM)ALMASSAH Wrote:  Those people who believe in the Gospel of Judas are crazy.

Oh, so you have read it, huh?

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27-11-2013, 10:37 AM
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(27-11-2013 10:32 AM)GirlyMan Wrote:  What a coincidence. Me too!

You do realize Jesus was an atheist right?

Jesus never "was" anything. Jesus "is" something. But if you are indeed Jesus, recite the Ten Commandments according to Padmakumar.
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