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27-11-2013, 10:39 AM
RE: Why I am Jesus Christ
(27-11-2013 10:31 AM)ALMASSAH Wrote:  
(27-11-2013 10:20 AM)Anjele Wrote:  It is coming up on Christmas season and the Christies have to remind us of the reason for the season.
Yeshua ben Yusef, the supreme Jesus of our time, was not even born on Dec. 25th.


Wait.

Did you just refer to yourself in the 3rd person?
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27-11-2013, 10:39 AM
RE: Why I am Jesus Christ
(27-11-2013 10:34 AM)ALMASSAH Wrote:  
(27-11-2013 10:31 AM)morondog Wrote:  Laughat

Son of God, why don'tcha just wave your magic woo-stick and *change my mind* ?

I'm sure you've got a bullshit reason you can't.

I cannot because miracles are forbidden in the Millennium before my second coming (which will end in 27 years).



Well, that explains it all.

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27-11-2013, 10:39 AM
RE: Why I am Jesus Christ
(27-11-2013 10:37 AM)ALMASSAH Wrote:  
(27-11-2013 10:32 AM)GirlyMan Wrote:  What a coincidence. Me too!

You do realize Jesus was an atheist right?

Jesus never "was" anything. Jesus "is" something. But if you are indeed Jesus, recite the Ten Commandments according to Padmakumar.

Sure.

1. Don't be a dick.
2. Don't be a dick.
3. Don't be a dick.
4. Don't be a dick.
5. Don't be a dick.
6. Don't be a dick.
7. Don't be a dick.
8. Don't be a dick.
9. Don't be a dick.
10. Don't be a dick.

As it was in the beginning is now and ever shall be, world without end. Amen.
And I will show you something different from either
Your shadow at morning striding behind you
Or your shadow at evening rising to meet you;
I will show you fear in a handful of dust.
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27-11-2013, 10:40 AM
RE: Why I am Jesus Christ
(27-11-2013 10:22 AM)Chas Wrote:  
(27-11-2013 10:18 AM)Dom Wrote:  Oh boy.

We must have a sign out that I didn't know about.

"All reincarnations of Christ, apply here."

Well, either that or the fact that they don't get the immediate banhammer.

Ohmy You're going to take our toys away?

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27-11-2013, 10:42 AM
RE: Why I am Jesus Christ
(27-11-2013 10:28 AM)ALMASSAH Wrote:  
(27-11-2013 10:15 AM)Chas Wrote:  Why are you here? Consider

To attack, disprove and destroy atheism one place at a time.

Ain't gonna happen, dude.

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27-11-2013, 10:43 AM
RE: Why I am Jesus Christ
(27-11-2013 10:39 AM)GirlyMan Wrote:  
(27-11-2013 10:37 AM)ALMASSAH Wrote:  Jesus never "was" anything. Jesus "is" something. But if you are indeed Jesus, recite the Ten Commandments according to Padmakumar.

Sure.

1. Don't be a dick.
2. Don't be a dick.
3. Don't be a dick.
4. Don't be a dick.
5. Don't be a dick.
6. Don't be a dick.
7. Don't be a dick.
8. Don't be a dick.
9. Don't be a dick.
10. Don't be a dick.

Something like that, but with flowery language.
"And the Sri Yogi who shall follow the way of the Christ may not be a phallic sign of Satan"

Just kidding, but again, something to that degree.
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27-11-2013, 10:44 AM
RE: Why I am Jesus Christ
(27-11-2013 10:42 AM)Chas Wrote:  
(27-11-2013 10:28 AM)ALMASSAH Wrote:  To attack, disprove and destroy atheism one place at a time.

Ain't gonna happen, dude.

'Ain't'? I see your education has not interfered with your ignorance. Tongue
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27-11-2013, 10:45 AM
RE: Why I am Jesus Christ
(27-11-2013 10:37 AM)ALMASSAH Wrote:  Jesus never "was" anything. Jesus "is" something. But if you are indeed Jesus, recite the Ten Commandments according to Padmakumar.

That's Padmakumara. Drinking Beverage 'tard

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27-11-2013, 10:45 AM
RE: Why I am Jesus Christ
(27-11-2013 10:40 AM)Dom Wrote:  
(27-11-2013 10:22 AM)Chas Wrote:  Well, either that or the fact that they don't get the immediate banhammer.

Ohmy You're going to take our toys away?

I would. I'm a meanie like that. Drinking Beverage

This type brings nothing useful to the forum, he's just silly and annoying.

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27-11-2013, 10:46 AM
RE: Why I am Jesus Christ
(27-11-2013 10:39 AM)TheBear Wrote:  
(27-11-2013 10:31 AM)ALMASSAH Wrote:  Yeshua ben Yusef, the supreme Jesus of our time, was not even born on Dec. 25th.


Wait.

Did you just refer to yourself in the 3rd person?

I am not Yeshua, I am Jesus.
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