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27-11-2013, 12:47 PM
RE: Why I am Jesus Christ
(27-11-2013 12:45 PM)Anjele Wrote:  
(27-11-2013 12:43 PM)TheKetola Wrote:  Conclusion: Almassah is a fantastic troll.

Did you forget to use your sarcasm font? Cause we really have seen much more talented theotrolls.

What is a theotroll and what does it have to do with me? People aren't taking me seriously and I don't understand.
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27-11-2013, 12:47 PM
RE: Why I am Jesus Christ
Let's go back to the title of the thread...Why I Am Jesus Christ.

Please answer that, did you apply for the job, were you voted in? Did no one else want the job. I want to learn why you are Jesus Christ.

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27-11-2013, 12:48 PM
RE: Why I am Jesus Christ
(27-11-2013 12:47 PM)ALMASSAH Wrote:  
(27-11-2013 12:45 PM)Anjele Wrote:  Did you forget to use your sarcasm font? Cause we really have seen much more talented theotrolls.

What is a theotroll and what does it have to do with me? People aren't taking me seriously and I don't understand.

That would be because you are spouting nonsense. Drinking Beverage

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27-11-2013, 12:50 PM
RE: Why I am Jesus Christ
(27-11-2013 12:45 PM)ALMASSAH Wrote:  You really should read the Bible some time, or at least Yogi Padmakumar!

That's Padmakumara. Drinking Beverage again

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27-11-2013, 12:50 PM
RE: Why I am Jesus Christ
(27-11-2013 12:45 PM)ALMASSAH Wrote:  
(27-11-2013 12:42 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  Silly we're already established god is a woman and hasn't had any babies since spitting out the universe out her va-jay-jay.

Obviously the poor woman needs more time to recover. Angel

No, God is a man because it is verbatim in scripture. You really should read the Bible some time, or at least Yogi Padmakumar!

So then ..... yer god has a weenie. What did he need it for ?
Did he suffer from "low - T" ? Or not.

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27-11-2013, 12:56 PM
RE: Why I am Jesus Christ
(27-11-2013 12:45 PM)Anjele Wrote:  
(27-11-2013 12:43 PM)TheKetola Wrote:  Conclusion: Almassah is a fantastic troll.

Did you forget to use your sarcasm font? Cause we really have seen much more talented theotrolls.

I've seen some pretty good ones, but he's pretty fantastic, I didn't say the best, but that bit about Hinduism? Priceless.
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27-11-2013, 01:11 PM
RE: Why I am Jesus Christ
(27-11-2013 12:50 PM)kim Wrote:  
(27-11-2013 12:45 PM)ALMASSAH Wrote:  You really should read the Bible some time, or at least Yogi Padmakumar!

That's Padmakumara. Drinking Beverage again

No, it's Padmakumar I've met the man myself.
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27-11-2013, 01:12 PM
RE: Why I am Jesus Christ
(27-11-2013 12:50 PM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  
(27-11-2013 12:45 PM)ALMASSAH Wrote:  No, God is a man because it is verbatim in scripture. You really should read the Bible some time, or at least Yogi Padmakumar!

So then ..... yer god has a weenie. What did he need it for ?
Did he suffer from "low - T" ? Or not.

He needs it to have sex.... urinate.... he's in Heaven so he gets to enjoy everything.
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27-11-2013, 01:14 PM
RE: Why I am Jesus Christ
(27-11-2013 12:47 PM)Anjele Wrote:  Let's go back to the title of the thread...Why I Am Jesus Christ.

Please answer that, did you apply for the job, were you voted in? Did no one else want the job. I want to learn why you are Jesus Christ.

I am Jesus because the Great Wheel gave me part of Yeshua's soul, so I'm a partial avatar. Also, my holiness and virtue was noticed by reputable soothsayers which led me to HAH Yogi Padmakumar who consecrated and confirmed me to be Jesus.
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27-11-2013, 01:21 PM
RE: Why I am Jesus Christ
(27-11-2013 01:14 PM)ALMASSAH Wrote:  
(27-11-2013 12:47 PM)Anjele Wrote:  Let's go back to the title of the thread...Why I Am Jesus Christ.

Please answer that, did you apply for the job, were you voted in? Did no one else want the job. I want to learn why you are Jesus Christ.

I am Jesus because the Great Wheel gave me part of Yeshua's soul, so I'm a partial avatar. Also, my holiness and virtue was noticed by reputable soothsayers which led me to HAH Yogi Padmakumar who consecrated and confirmed me to be Jesus.

Well hell, why didn't you say so in the first place.

Hey guys...I think this is the real deal here. All others that have come here were imposters. Jesus here has presented the proof.

All hail the grand poobah of the great wheel...or some such shit.

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