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27-11-2013, 01:59 PM
RE: Why I am Jesus Christ
I will not! I will rigourously train to keep my balls toned and not in need of support. Shy

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27-11-2013, 02:20 PM
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(27-11-2013 01:59 PM)morondog Wrote:  I will not! I will rigourously train to keep my balls toned and not in need of support. Shy

Pics or it didn't happen. Tongue

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27-11-2013, 04:03 PM
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Almassah, will you respond to me? My anus throbs in excitement when I read your posts and I don't want to go unanswered Sad
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27-11-2013, 04:03 PM
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(27-11-2013 12:47 PM)ALMASSAH Wrote:  People aren't taking me seriously and I don't understand.

'Cause they're a bunch of humorless fucks. Big Grin

As it was in the beginning is now and ever shall be, world without end. Amen.
And I will show you something different from either
Your shadow at morning striding behind you
Or your shadow at evening rising to meet you;
I will show you fear in a handful of dust.
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27-11-2013, 04:31 PM
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(27-11-2013 04:03 PM)DemonicLemon Wrote:  Almassah, will you respond to me? My anus throbs in excitement when I read your posts and I don't want to go unanswered Sad

You're such a slut for Jebus. Ohmy

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27-11-2013, 04:32 PM (This post was last modified: 27-11-2013 04:35 PM by Tartarus Sauce.)
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Oh the magnificent ALMASSAH, I have witnessed your glory, and I must admit that the evidence is simply irrefutable. Teach me, oh wise shepherd, the ways of the enlightened; bring me eternal salvation. My ears yearn for your guidance and wisdom. Praise be Almassah! Praise be!

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27-11-2013, 04:34 PM
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(27-11-2013 04:32 PM)Tartarus Sauce Wrote:  Oh the magnificent ALMASSAH, I have witnessed your glory, and I must admit that the evidence is simply irrefutable. Teach me, oh wise shepherd, the ways of the enlightened, bring me eternal salvation, my ears yearn for your guidance and wisdom. Praise be Almassah! Praise be!

And if it's true that he hates cats, then what?

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27-11-2013, 04:35 PM
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(27-11-2013 04:34 PM)Chas Wrote:  
(27-11-2013 04:32 PM)Tartarus Sauce Wrote:  Oh the magnificent ALMASSAH, I have witnessed your glory, and I must admit that the evidence is simply irrefutable. Teach me, oh wise shepherd, the ways of the enlightened, bring me eternal salvation, my ears yearn for your guidance and wisdom. Praise be Almassah! Praise be!

And if it's true that he hates cats, then what?

I'm afraid that's a dealbreaker.

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27-11-2013, 04:37 PM
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(27-11-2013 04:32 PM)Tartarus Sauce Wrote:  Oh the magnificent ALMASSAH, I have witnessed your glory, and I must admit that the evidence is simply irrefutable. Teach me, oh wise shepherd, the ways of the enlightened, bring me eternal salvation, my ears yearn for your guidance and wisdom. Praise be Almassah! Praise be!

Finally someone with sense here.

You need to adopt a pure, vegan life and always follow the 10 Padmakumarian Commandments. Familiarize yourself with My Bible and HAH Padmakumar's writ. Then you will be a saint-angel and perhaps an avatar if the Great Wheel sees fit! Your salvation is at hand!
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27-11-2013, 04:39 PM
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(27-11-2013 04:03 PM)DemonicLemon Wrote:  Almassah, will you respond to me? My anus throbs in excitement when I read your posts and I don't want to go unanswered Sad

Your anal despair is unnecessary and frankly quite disturbing.

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