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26-11-2013, 06:02 PM
RE: Why I am Jesus Christ
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"I don't have to have faith, I have experience." Joseph Campbell
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26-11-2013, 06:03 PM
RE: Why I am Jesus Christ
(26-11-2013 05:58 PM)Slowminded Wrote:  
(26-11-2013 05:56 PM)ALMASSAH Wrote:  Unsure Why do you say that? I don't know how to respond.

Real Jesus would know.

Imposter.

The Pharisees also called me an impostor. They were altogether bad people.
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26-11-2013, 06:04 PM
RE: Why I am Jesus Christ
(26-11-2013 06:01 PM)TheKetola Wrote:  
(26-11-2013 05:58 PM)ALMASSAH Wrote:  Don't mock God. If you claim to be God, that could cause terrible problems with your God unconsciousness, which in turn would lower your spiritual and cerebral connection to Earth.

I can mock myself all I want, I'm omnipotent!

Stop it, it's for your safety.....
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26-11-2013, 06:06 PM
RE: Why I am Jesus Christ
(26-11-2013 06:03 PM)ALMASSAH Wrote:  
(26-11-2013 05:58 PM)Slowminded Wrote:  Real Jesus would know.

Imposter.

The Pharisees also called me an impostor. They were altogether bad people.

Shoo fly!


God is a concept by which we measure our pain -- John Lennon

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26-11-2013, 06:08 PM
RE: Why I am Jesus Christ
And we're off. Any new scriptures we should be aware of? Consider

But now I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.

~ Umberto Eco
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26-11-2013, 06:10 PM
RE: Why I am Jesus Christ
(26-11-2013 06:03 PM)ALMASSAH Wrote:  
(26-11-2013 05:58 PM)Slowminded Wrote:  Real Jesus would know.

Imposter.

The Pharisees also called me an impostor. They were altogether bad people.

I say we nail you to the cross, see what happens.

Getting my carpenter tools ready.

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26-11-2013, 06:10 PM
RE: Why I am Jesus Christ
(26-11-2013 06:06 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  
(26-11-2013 06:03 PM)ALMASSAH Wrote:  The Pharisees also called me an impostor. They were altogether bad people.

Shoo fly!

Yup, still seeing this... every friggin' time:

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26-11-2013, 06:10 PM
RE: Why I am Jesus Christ
(26-11-2013 06:08 PM)evenheathen Wrote:  And we're off. Any new scriptures we should be aware of? Consider

No, though I am the "Way the Light, the Truth" and so all of my sayings are infallible.

The Bible is holy writ.
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26-11-2013, 06:11 PM
RE: Why I am Jesus Christ
(26-11-2013 06:10 PM)DLJ Wrote:  
(26-11-2013 06:06 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  Shoo fly!

Yup, still seeing this... every friggin' time:

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What does bacon have to do with anything? This was a bad idea...
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26-11-2013, 06:14 PM
RE: Why I am Jesus Christ
(26-11-2013 06:04 PM)ALMASSAH Wrote:  
(26-11-2013 06:01 PM)TheKetola Wrote:  I can mock myself all I want, I'm omnipotent!

Stop it, it's for your safety.....

My safety? MY SAFETY? Do you know what I've done? I've killed forty-two children with bears, I've instigated men to wipe each other out, I've unleashed plagues on the civilian and military populations of Egypt, I've convinced men to cut off parts of there penis, I've made men sacrifice animals for things I could've prevented, I sacrificed my own son, I flooded the Earth, hell, I created Hell! Do you really think it's my safety you should be concerned with?
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