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27-11-2013, 04:42 PM
RE: Why I am Jesus Christ
(27-11-2013 01:24 PM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  
(27-11-2013 01:12 PM)ALMASSAH Wrote:  He needs it to have sex.... urinate.... he's in Heaven so he gets to enjoy everything.

So if he urinates, he needs to keep his eletrolytes in ballance. What does he eat and drink ? Does he pee everywhere ? And who does he screw ? Wow. So many thing we never knew about Jebus' pops. So ... no low T ? Did you expect to be taken seriously ? Does ANYONE take you seriously ?

Have you never read some of the most basic Writ? Of course a Living God needs electrolyte balance. In some of the cosmology, I have found that it is possible that YHWH-Om is incarnate as an avatar on a different planet as an alien, but that remains controversial and undecided.
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27-11-2013, 04:42 PM
RE: Why I am Jesus Christ
(27-11-2013 04:37 PM)ALMASSAH Wrote:  
(27-11-2013 04:32 PM)Tartarus Sauce Wrote:  Oh the magnificent ALMASSAH, I have witnessed your glory, and I must admit that the evidence is simply irrefutable. Teach me, oh wise shepherd, the ways of the enlightened, bring me eternal salvation, my ears yearn for your guidance and wisdom. Praise be Almassah! Praise be!

Finally someone with sense here.

You need to adopt a pure, vegan life and always follow the 10 Padmakumarian Commandments. Familiarize yourself with My Bible and HAH Padmakumar's writ. Then you will be a saint-angel and perhaps an avatar if the Great Wheel sees fit! Your salvation is at hand!

Veg....vegetarian? Sadcryface

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27-11-2013, 04:44 PM
RE: Why I am Jesus Christ
(27-11-2013 04:42 PM)Tartarus Sauce Wrote:  
(27-11-2013 04:37 PM)ALMASSAH Wrote:  Finally someone with sense here.

You need to adopt a pure, vegan life and always follow the 10 Padmakumarian Commandments. Familiarize yourself with My Bible and HAH Padmakumar's writ. Then you will be a saint-angel and perhaps an avatar if the Great Wheel sees fit! Your salvation is at hand!

Veg....vegetarian? Sadcryface

If you are good in the next 27 years, all pleasure and moksha and parinirvana will be available, including meat (even of the holy Brahman!).
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27-11-2013, 04:46 PM
RE: Why I am Jesus Christ
(27-11-2013 04:44 PM)ALMASSAH Wrote:  
(27-11-2013 04:42 PM)Tartarus Sauce Wrote:  Veg....vegetarian? Sadcryface

If you are good in the next 27 years, all pleasure and moksha and parinirvana will be available, including meat (even of the holy Brahman!).

Can I even place my moksha in whoever's parinirvana I want to? Or do I need to consult the hole-y Brahman first?

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27-11-2013, 04:48 PM
RE: Why I am Jesus Christ
(27-11-2013 04:46 PM)Tartarus Sauce Wrote:  
(27-11-2013 04:44 PM)ALMASSAH Wrote:  If you are good in the next 27 years, all pleasure and moksha and parinirvana will be available, including meat (even of the holy Brahman!).

Can I even place my moksha in whoever's parinirvana I want to? Or do I need to consult the hole-y Brahman first?

He's telling you he eats cat.


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27-11-2013, 04:49 PM
RE: Why I am Jesus Christ
(27-11-2013 04:46 PM)Tartarus Sauce Wrote:  
(27-11-2013 04:44 PM)ALMASSAH Wrote:  If you are good in the next 27 years, all pleasure and moksha and parinirvana will be available, including meat (even of the holy Brahman!).

Can I even place my moksha in whoever's parinirvana I want to? Or do I need to consult the hole-y Brahman first?

??? Very funny, but do you seriously want to be the first convert ???
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27-11-2013, 05:00 PM
RE: Why I am Jesus Christ
(27-11-2013 04:49 PM)ALMASSAH Wrote:  
(27-11-2013 04:46 PM)Tartarus Sauce Wrote:  Can I even place my moksha in whoever's parinirvana I want to? Or do I need to consult the hole-y Brahman first?

??? Very funny, but do you seriously want to be the first convert ???

He's busy worshipping me, he can't follow you. Stop trying to convert my followers!
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27-11-2013, 05:04 PM
RE: Why I am Jesus Christ
(27-11-2013 04:49 PM)ALMASSAH Wrote:  
(27-11-2013 04:46 PM)Tartarus Sauce Wrote:  Can I even place my moksha in whoever's parinirvana I want to? Or do I need to consult the hole-y Brahman first?

??? Very funny, but do you seriously want to be the first convert ???

Do it TartarSauce. DO IT!

I'm sure it won't hurt ... much.

As it was in the beginning is now and ever shall be, world without end. Amen.
And I will show you something different from either
Your shadow at morning striding behind you
Or your shadow at evening rising to meet you;
I will show you fear in a handful of dust.
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27-11-2013, 05:10 PM
RE: Why I am Jesus Christ
(27-11-2013 05:04 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  
(27-11-2013 04:49 PM)ALMASSAH Wrote:  ??? Very funny, but do you seriously want to be the first convert ???

Do it TartarSauce. DO IT!

I'm sure it won't hurt ... much.

The baptism by fire is nonscriptual, anyway.
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27-11-2013, 05:15 PM
RE: Why I am Jesus Christ
Jesus, who should I vote for President in 2016?

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