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27-11-2013, 05:15 PM
RE: Why I am Jesus Christ
(27-11-2013 05:00 PM)TheKetola Wrote:  
(27-11-2013 04:49 PM)ALMASSAH Wrote:  ??? Very funny, but do you seriously want to be the first convert ???

He's busy worshipping me, he can't follow you. Stop trying to convert my followers!

Dude god's a woman that's why when men get old they sit on their nuts.


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27-11-2013, 05:17 PM
RE: Why I am Jesus Christ
There's nothing stopping you from voting, go for it!

And why say you that God's a girl?
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27-11-2013, 05:21 PM
RE: Why I am Jesus Christ
(27-11-2013 05:17 PM)ALMASSAH Wrote:  There's nothing stopping you from voting, go for it!

And why say you that God's a girl?

I said God's a girl? Well...God does to seem to be rather emotional, theatrical, and seems to be obsessed with how dicks look, so maybe you have convinced me.

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27-11-2013, 05:25 PM
RE: Why I am Jesus Christ
(27-11-2013 04:39 PM)ALMASSAH Wrote:  Your anal despair is unnecessary and frankly quite disturbing.

Read my respond to Tartarus for the Truth!

Your father designed my anus to work this way. This is why we should be together inside eachother.

I shall gladly get onto what you told Tartarus if it will help you penetrate me!
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27-11-2013, 05:27 PM
RE: Why I am Jesus Christ
(27-11-2013 05:21 PM)Dark Light Wrote:  
(27-11-2013 05:17 PM)ALMASSAH Wrote:  There's nothing stopping you from voting, go for it!

And why say you that God's a girl?

I said God's a girl? Well...God does to seem to be rather emotional, theatrical, and seems to be obsessed with how dicks look, so maybe you have convinced me.

Not you, Dom.
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27-11-2013, 05:30 PM
RE: Why I am Jesus Christ
(27-11-2013 05:25 PM)DemonicLemon Wrote:  
(27-11-2013 04:39 PM)ALMASSAH Wrote:  Your anal despair is unnecessary and frankly quite disturbing.

Read my respond to Tartarus for the Truth!

Your father designed my anus to work this way. This is why we should be together inside eachother.

I shall gladly get onto what you told Tartarus if it will help you penetrate me!

Read Leviticus' laws and revise that last sentence.
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27-11-2013, 05:33 PM
RE: Why I am Jesus Christ
(27-11-2013 05:30 PM)ALMASSAH Wrote:  Read Leviticus' laws and revise that last sentence.

But... but... it's not a man laying with another man, it's a man laying with a deity.

You ask me to eat your flesh and drink your blood on Sunday, why can't I place it in the other end?
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27-11-2013, 05:35 PM
RE: Why I am Jesus Christ
(27-11-2013 05:27 PM)ALMASSAH Wrote:  
(27-11-2013 05:21 PM)Dark Light Wrote:  I said God's a girl? Well...God does to seem to be rather emotional, theatrical, and seems to be obsessed with how dicks look, so maybe you have convinced me.

Not you, Dom.

The hell?
I'm the one who said god's a woman. She spewed forth the universe out her vag-jay-jay and bestowed upon all male creatures awkward genitals, which causes older men to sit on their nuts due to sagging, which in turn tickles god.

The circle is complete.


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27-11-2013, 05:36 PM
RE: Why I am Jesus Christ
The new guy got the mom and the dom mixed up. hmmmm....

I'm not anti-social. I'm pro-solitude. Sleepy
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27-11-2013, 05:42 PM
RE: Why I am Jesus Christ
(27-11-2013 05:33 PM)DemonicLemon Wrote:  
(27-11-2013 05:30 PM)ALMASSAH Wrote:  Read Leviticus' laws and revise that last sentence.

But... but... it's not a man laying with another man, it's a man laying with a deity.

You ask me to eat your flesh and drink your blood on Sunday, why can't I place it in the other end?

Do you know how hard it is for a woman over 50 billion years old to get a date??? Of course she didn't want all the cute guys to lay down with other cute guys...

It's totally unfair.


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