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27-11-2013, 05:43 PM
RE: Why I am Jesus Christ
(27-11-2013 05:27 PM)ALMASSAH Wrote:  
(27-11-2013 05:21 PM)Dark Light Wrote:  I said God's a girl? Well...God does to seem to be rather emotional, theatrical, and seems to be obsessed with how dicks look, so maybe you have convinced me.

Not you, Dom.

Huh? You called? Drinking Beverage

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27-11-2013, 05:50 PM
RE: Why I am Jesus Christ
(27-11-2013 05:33 PM)DemonicLemon Wrote:  
(27-11-2013 05:30 PM)ALMASSAH Wrote:  Read Leviticus' laws and revise that last sentence.

But... but... it's not a man laying with another man, it's a man laying with a deity.

You ask me to eat your flesh and drink your blood on Sunday, why can't I place it in the other end?

True, but we'll have to meet in 27 years.(We will ALL meet in 27 years)
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27-11-2013, 05:50 PM
RE: Why I am Jesus Christ
(27-11-2013 05:35 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  
(27-11-2013 05:27 PM)ALMASSAH Wrote:  Not you, Dom.

The hell?
I'm the one who said god's a woman. She spewed forth the universe out her vag-jay-jay and bestowed upon all male creatures awkward genitals, which causes older men to sit on their nuts due to sagging, which in turn tickles god.

The circle is complete.

Yes, I did that. Big Grin

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27-11-2013, 05:51 PM
RE: Why I am Jesus Christ
(27-11-2013 05:36 PM)Anjele Wrote:  The new guy got the mom and the dom mixed up. hmmmm....

No, I was asking Mom why she thought YHWH-Om is female when he is clearly male.
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27-11-2013, 05:56 PM
RE: Why I am Jesus Christ
(27-11-2013 05:51 PM)ALMASSAH Wrote:  
(27-11-2013 05:36 PM)Anjele Wrote:  The new guy got the mom and the dom mixed up. hmmmm....

No, I was asking Mom why she thought YHWH-Om is female when he is clearly male.

Because Mom has met me and I am a true goddess!

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27-11-2013, 05:59 PM (This post was last modified: 27-11-2013 06:11 PM by GirlyMan.)
RE: Why I am Jesus Christ
(27-11-2013 05:17 PM)ALMASSAH Wrote:  And why say you that God's a girl?
It was revealed to us in a ... well, revelation. And not just any girl, but a shy pretty green-eyed delicate and fragile Nubian goddess.

As it was in the beginning is now and ever shall be, world without end. Amen.
And I will show you something different from either
Your shadow at morning striding behind you
Or your shadow at evening rising to meet you;
I will show you fear in a handful of dust.
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27-11-2013, 06:00 PM
RE: Why I am Jesus Christ
I thought we learned god was a girl from Marky Mark.

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27-11-2013, 06:02 PM
RE: Why I am Jesus Christ
(27-11-2013 05:59 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  
(27-11-2013 05:17 PM)ALMASSAH Wrote:  And why say you that God's a girl?

It was revealed to us in a ... well revelation. And not just any girl, but a shy pretty green-eyed delicate and fragile African goddess.

Yep, that's what Mark the Thunder-thigh said!

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27-11-2013, 06:12 PM
RE: Why I am Jesus Christ
(27-11-2013 05:21 PM)Dark Light Wrote:  
(27-11-2013 05:17 PM)ALMASSAH Wrote:  There's nothing stopping you from voting, go for it!

And why say you that God's a girl?

I said God's a girl? Well...God does to seem to be rather emotional, theatrical, and seems to be obsessed with how dicks look, so maybe you have convinced me.

PMS.

Really the everything up through the dark ages was probably Postpartum Depression from the creation of the universe.


God is a concept by which we measure our pain -- John Lennon

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27-11-2013, 06:12 PM
RE: Why I am Jesus Christ
Who's Mark....
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