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27-11-2013, 06:14 PM
RE: Why I am Jesus Christ
(27-11-2013 06:12 PM)ALMASSAH Wrote:  Who's Mark....

http://www.thethinkingatheist.com/forum/...ark-Dreher

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27-11-2013, 06:14 PM
RE: Why I am Jesus Christ
Go to the member list and look up Mark Dreher...when you are done reading his posts there will be a quiz.

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27-11-2013, 06:15 PM
RE: Why I am Jesus Christ
(27-11-2013 06:12 PM)ALMASSAH Wrote:  Who's Mark....

The One True Prophet of The Word, Silly. Tongue

Like the other One True Prophet of The Word John the Baptist, he was beheaded.

As it was in the beginning is now and ever shall be, world without end. Amen.
And I will show you something different from either
Your shadow at morning striding behind you
Or your shadow at evening rising to meet you;
I will show you fear in a handful of dust.
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27-11-2013, 06:15 PM
RE: Why I am Jesus Christ
You are in for such a treat!

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27-11-2013, 06:19 PM
RE: Why I am Jesus Christ
(27-11-2013 06:15 PM)Anjele Wrote:  You are in for such a treat!

Well, Almassah has some reading to do.

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27-11-2013, 06:19 PM
RE: Why I am Jesus Christ
I hate to say it guys but this guy really is Jesus. I went for the job myself. I did pretty well actually, I aced the written test and did fairly well on the telephone interview but I messed up in the face to face bit. I said the earth was fairly old and that the main purpose of a choir boy was to sing. ... I knew I'd fucked up when the pope was all like 'yeah great, thanks for your time mate, we've got your email address, let yourself out'...

So congratulations Jesus, the best man won mate but we've got a bit of a problem, you see I've gone self employed now as Zeus so technically these were my mortals first! Sling your hook man and find your own atheists! ... I'm a much more exciting God than you mate! I don't even care if they sin or anything! You're shit! You can't do this, you can't do that! The truth and the light my arse! You're just a fun prevention officer! ... Nothing personal though mate! Good luck with the new job!

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27-11-2013, 06:21 PM
RE: Why I am Jesus Christ
(27-11-2013 06:19 PM)Dom Wrote:  
(27-11-2013 06:15 PM)Anjele Wrote:  You are in for such a treat!

Well, Almassah has some reading to do.

Figured it would keep him busy for a while. Angel

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27-11-2013, 06:33 PM
RE: Why I am Jesus Christ
(27-11-2013 05:50 PM)ALMASSAH Wrote:  True, but we'll have to meet in 27 years.(We will ALL meet in 27 years)

Big Grin Oh my gosh we're actually doing this! You truely are the one true savior! Quite unlike that jerk, Mark Dreher, kept on with his whore instead of me. I won't disappoint you! Drooling
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27-11-2013, 06:37 PM
RE: Why I am Jesus Christ
(27-11-2013 06:21 PM)Anjele Wrote:  
(27-11-2013 06:19 PM)Dom Wrote:  Well, Almassah has some reading to do.

Figured it would keep him busy for a while. Angel

He'll runaway now crying. I was just getting to like our new toy.
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27-11-2013, 06:51 PM
RE: Why I am Jesus Christ
(27-11-2013 06:14 PM)Dom Wrote:  
(27-11-2013 06:12 PM)ALMASSAH Wrote:  Who's Mark....

http://www.thethinkingatheist.com/forum/...ark-Dreher

Give me a sec.
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